Puff

[LawL]

The chances of Puffondicks actually having cancer are about as likely as Spazda having sex with a female.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I don't have cancer.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Here's what happened...

I made some innocuous comments in IRC about having had chemo and the Swede was the only one dumb enough to believe it. Then when he got upset enough, he started mocking me for having cancer. Even I wouldn't do that.



What a prick.

CaptainMazda> it's quite a feat
<PuFF> my eyes are purdy
<PuFF> http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos- ... 59_742.jpg
<CaptainMazda> for a jew
<PuFF> that was after the chemo
<StuG> dave attels long lost brother
<CaptainMazda> you had cancer?
<StuG> who's the girly girl?
<PuFF> a friend of mine
<@DooMer> wait
<PuFF> her name is Kat
<@DooMer> WAIT
<StuG> she's clawing your shoulder
<@DooMer> HOLD ON
<StuG> like a kat
<StuG> rawr
<@DooMer> wheres beard
<CaptainMazda> cancer made it fall off
<PuFF> beard?
<PuFF> oh wait
...

later on after much ownage

<@DooMer> what you cup cakes arguing about?
<@DooMer> whose tits are bigger?
<PuFF> dunno
<PuFF> the Swede is upset about something
<@DooMer> who can deepthroat the bigger cock?
<@DooMer> typical bitch stuff?
<CaptainMazda> hey jew
<CaptainMazda> did you say you had chemo?
<PuFF> yes
<PuFF> why?
<CaptainMazda> just wondering, jew
<PuFF> it's Jew
<CaptainMazda> i'm guessing it was benign
<PuFF> ;]
<CaptainMazda> no it's not
<CaptainMazda> it's jew
<PuFF> no malignant
<CaptainMazda> u still breathing, jew?
<PuFF> thus the chemo
<CaptainMazda> why didn't jew make a blog about it?
<PuFF> calling me jew doesnt bother me
<CaptainMazda> calling jew what?
<PuFF> just so you know
<CaptainMazda> just so jew know what?
<PuFF> lol
<CaptainMazda>
<PuFF> your shit is weak
<CaptainMazda> i like it when you smile
<CaptainMazda> brings out your vampire teeth
<BigKahunaBurger> puff is jewish?

[Captain]

Also that information was not exactly for public consumption.

I don't have cancer.

I made some innocuous comments in IRC about having had chemo and the Swede was the only one dumb enough to believe it.

It seems I was the only one who actually gave a shit.

PS. Denial won't improve your chances you filthy terrorist

[seremtan]

what's happened to EmkaJee?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

He's on vacation.

[seremtan]

hory clap

[shaft]

That was weeks ago. I think he died in Mexico. I will miss him.

[Doombrain]

I was in his home town on monday, what a shit hole.

[seremtan]

That was weeks ago. I think he died in Mexico. I will miss him.

yeah that cancer can creep up on ya sudden

[seremtan]

I was in his home town on monday, what a shit hole.

and yet still superior to stoke in every way

[Doombrain]

Oh please don't attack the place I was born.

Act your age and grumble about the price of gas.

[GONNAFISTYA]

England:

[Doombrain]

fail

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

it's back

[dubz]

did you keep the no meat diet after it was gone?

[seremtan]

i love the bit where frock-boy tries to pretend that this -



is better than this -



good times

[phantasmagoria]

it's back

[Doombrain]

seremtan lives in a rented two bed flat on the cheaper outskirts of Oxford spending all his time making internet memes and edited photos to feed a 7 year e-grudge that he just can't let go of.


and don't be fooled, this is the real Oxford.

while i'm from


My home town is 16 miles north of the picture.

and now live and ride around

[lvlshot]http://commondatastorage.googleapis.com/static.panoramio.com/photos/original/6841825.jpg[/lvlshot]

On the door step of mile and miles of green.

Oh hey, here's a pic from my weekly 30 mile MTB ride taken last week. That's less than five miles from my home.



Let it go man, I'm getting to mellow for your tears.

[seremtan]

"i'm getting too mellow" - and oh how it shows

[YourGrandpa]

Doomniel Boone seem upset.

[Nightshade]

Jesus Gwamps, that was utterly horrid.

[YourGrandpa]

Jesus Gwamps, that was utterly horrid.

Thanks buddy.

[YourGrandma]

AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH BARNUM AND FAILEY.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I didn't know demons could get cancer

I love how you ascribe other-worldly powers to me here.