At first I thought;
"I don't play games like that."
Then I realised...
It's like Quake 3!
Announcer: Walk over an item to pick it up.
Announcer: Jump here to reach the mushroom (armour).
How do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, John Carmack?
"Sorry Doom, Crash's head is in another castle."
P.S.
What, you don't remember that bit with the mirror?