YGP's moronics fest 2010

[YourGrandpa]

You're welcome.

Nevermind the laptop. Fiancee? FFS mister, didn't you learn anything the first go round?

You don't need to marry anyone.

[YourGrandpa]

I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why the fiancee so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a woman. Do you want more kids (more importantly, is her biological clock ticking)? Do you feel that you are too old to keep dating? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon someone so great, so soon, that your search should be abandoned?

One could only hope (for your sake) that this will be a loooooooong engagement that will offer you the time needed to come to your senses.

BTW, I hope she's that great.

[Nightshade]

I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why the fiancee so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a woman. Do you want more kids (more importantly, is her biological clock ticking)? Do you feel that you are too old to keep dating? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon someone so great, so soon, that your search should be abandoned?

One could only hope (for your sake) that this will be a loooooooong engagement that will offer you the time needed to come to your senses.

BTW, I hope she's that great.

Why Gramps, the law of the land states that I can get married, so I choose to.

[LawL]

I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why the fiancee so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a woman. Do you want more kids (more importantly, is her biological clock ticking)? Do you feel that you are too old to keep dating? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon someone so great, so soon, that your search should be abandoned?

One could only hope (for your sake) that this will be a loooooooong engagement that will offer you the time needed to come to your senses.

BTW, I hope she's that great.

Give it a rest Gramps, we've all seen pics of Cruella. You're not in a position to question anyone about their reasons for marriage.

[xer0s]

lol Cruella...

[U4EA]

Why Gramps, the law of the land states that I can get married, so I choose to.

roofles xD

[LawL]

lol Cruella...

I'm sure seremtan came up with that one. Not sure though.

[seremtan]

lol Cruella...

I'm sure seremtan came up with that one. Not sure though.

you are correct

and randy

[YourGrandpa]

Why Gramps, the law of the land states that I can get married, so I choose to.

Well I hope you've at least given it some serious thought.

GL with that and the new laptop.

[YourGrandpa]

you are correct

and randy

You wouldn't want anyone to forget about your greatest accomplishments in life.

[brisk]

YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?

[seremtan]

you are correct

and randy

You wouldn't want anyone to forget about your greatest accomplishments in life.

I'VE GOT ALL THE POWER AND CLOUT I NEED

[YourGrandpa]

YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?

Where did you contribute? You just posted to troll me. And from what I hear, trolling in GD is prohibited. But you're a forum nobody, so I guess it doesn't matter. Much like you don't matter IRL. You're just another faceless go-along that lives life in the shadows of the internet, never controversial or original. You're a sad case of nothingness that hates everything you can't or will never be. You're a big fucking zero... Enjoy.

[LawL]

you are correct

and randy

No. This is Randy:

[xer0s]

YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?

Where did you contribute? You just posted to troll me. And from what I hear, trolling in GD is prohibited. But you're a forum nobody, so I guess it doesn't matter. Much like you don't matter IRL. You're just another faceless go-along that lives life in the shadows of the internet, never controversial or original. You're a sad case of nothingness that hates everything you can't or will never be. You're a big fucking zero... Enjoy.

That shit was weak gramps. And brisk is hardly a forum nobody...

[YourGrandpa]

That's a matter of opinion.

[YourGrandpa]

it's cute when you try for full-on rabidly personal fantasy flaming.
New shrink time maybe?

You're another nobody.

Truth hurts.

[plained]

when youre going downhill like gramps is, overdoing/try-harding like that is a natural side effect.

i dont remember brisk being a nobody ! lol

[YourGrandpa]

Sorry, I'm not getting the nerdalogy. Your WOW life seems to be corrupting logical thought.

I suggest you call your mom before killing yourself just to verify that nobody loves you.

[phantasmagoria]

oh look, it's this thread again

[YourGrandpa]

oh look, it's this thread again

I've gained a stalker.

Lucky me.

[LawL]

You're another nobody.

Truth hurts.

That's a matter of opinion.

[YourGrandpa]

Fact.

[brisk]

YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?

Where did you contribute? You just posted to troll me. And from what I hear, trolling in GD is prohibited. But you're a forum nobody, so I guess it doesn't matter. Much like you don't matter IRL. You're just another faceless go-along that lives life in the shadows of the internet, never controversial or original. You're a sad case of nothingness that hates everything you can't or will never be. You're a big fucking zero... Enjoy.

haha, sweet jesus. living life in the shadow of the internet? what the hell does that even mean? i think you've spent so long on this forum that you've lost all sense of reality. i'm afraid i have more pressing matters in my life than developing some weirdo online persona to please you, gwamps. it's a little bit creepy actually.

reasonable, functional adults don't blow all their money on guns or try to convince other internet people that buying things for someone they care about is something they should be ashamed about.

oh and i'm fully aware of the rules of this place, since i was a moderator of this very forum before you even blew your first paycheck on weapons of paper destruction. but please, keep up the fantasy flames and redneck psychology

[Dark Metal]

Yes I remember when it was about a shotgun or something.