So I bought a new shotgun...

[seremtan]

are threads still archived? this one seems like a candidate due to its comparatively epic stature

[YourGrandpa]

I picked up a 100 round drum for my AR pistol. It does add 4 pounds to the gun, but the capacity is worth the additional weight.




And if you ask why. I say, why not?

[LawL]

What a moron.

[YourGrandpa]

No U.

[Nightshade]

Great, now you've added balls to your pseudo phallus. GG, O He Of The Clearly Inadequate Wedding Tackle.

[LawL]

No U.

Yes u.

[YourGrandpa]

U too.

[LawL]

And u.

[YourGrandpa]

U.

[LawL]

U mad.

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol

Only in Redneckville USA can someone put on their weapon both a 100 round ammo drum and a wrist band. You know...the same kinda wristband for your camera.

[morguen87]

it would be fun to shoot that, but boy is it an expensive habit, plus if I had a kid I wouldn't be able to have one in the house and keep a clear conscience...you basically made it look like a toy as much as possible - it's like a giant lego. This transcends redneck, I have a hard time believing even the rednecks at the range don't laugh at you for that.
What the hell do you need an ar pistol with a 100 round drum for? I guess if you had to do a drive by in a hummer through the mean streets of Suburban-Retirement, Florida and wanted to make sure you hit those fast moving, crafty niggers in wheel chairs and walkers...

[seremtan]

lol, most ludicrous looking firearm in history. normal clips too small for your fat fingers, gramps?

[YourGrandpa]

I realize you feel obligated to insult me, but at least try to make sense when doing so.

[seremtan]

obviously i'm suggesting that your hand projectile weapon is somewhat bizarre and unusual in appearance in its current configuration, and furthermore that a possible motivation for configuring said weapon in such a manner may be motivated by the failure of your digits to manage said weapon in a more conservative configuration

which part would you like me to explain in more depth, professor?

[LawL]

Somewhere in Florida a peace of paper is shitting itself right now.

[seremtan]

somewhere in florida, cruella is creaming herself at the prospect of finally getting her hands on a 'weapon' that doesn't fire blanks

[YourGrandpa]

obviously i'm suggesting that your hand projectile weapon is somewhat bizarre and unusual in appearance in its current configuration, and furthermore that a possible motivation for configuring said weapon in such a manner may be motivated by the failure of your digits to manage said weapon in a more conservative configuration

which part would you like me to explain in more depth, professor?

How would the size of my fingers affect my use of a magazine? Not only did it not make sense, but it wasn't at all funny. Sorry.

[YourGrandpa]

somewhere in florida, cruella is creaming herself at the prospect of finally getting her hands on a 'weapon' that doesn't fire blanks

Strike 2.

[seremtan]

obviously i'm suggesting that your hand projectile weapon is somewhat bizarre and unusual in appearance in its current configuration, and furthermore that a possible motivation for configuring said weapon in such a manner may be motivated by the failure of your digits to manage said weapon in a more conservative configuration

which part would you like me to explain in more depth, professor?

How would the size of my fingers affect my use of a magazine? Not only did it not make sense, but it wasn't at all funny. Sorry.

[YourGrandpa]

I know you spent hours searching for that video, but it's not helping to make your point. There are no small buttons or whatnot to press or use on a mag. So what you've previously stated still doesn't make any sense. You'd have to have hands that didn't function to cause problem inserting a mag. And if that were the case you wouldn't be able to insert any mag, load rounds into any mag or operate the firearm.

Face it, your big finger joke was stupid and unfunny.

[seremtan]

"hours" translation: "about as long as it took to type the words 'fat handed twat' into youtube"

FatHandpa

[YourGrandpa]

You're out.

[Nightshade]

FatHandpa

[YourGrandpa]

Fathandpa was " " funny?

Ooof. Things sure are slipping around here.