nubile asian women ..

[U4EA]

.. as far as the eye can see O_O

[axbaby]

pics or my jerking didn't happen

[lars63]

[lvlshot]http://www.netwerkin.com/noncgi/graemlins/needpics1.gif[/lvlshot]

[Captain]

^^creepy

[seremtan]

^^faggot

[Captain]

^^pedo

[seremtan]

^^utterly predictable

[Captain]

^^utterly despicable

[seremtan]

no, really, i saw that coming a mile away, kind of like how your dad would have seen being struck by lightning while fixing the gutters in a storm coming a mile away, if he hadn't been a massive persian spastic

[Captain]

Looks like I hit a nerve, kind of like how you got hit with a restraining order to stay a mile away from all kindergartens

[seremtan]

Lots of things have happened since my last journal almost 11 months ago. I've capped off the first year of studies at George Brown, celebrated an anniversary with my beloved Kime, drank a lot, and played even more hockey.

Gaming-wise, I completed Assassin's Creed 2, Mass Effect 2 twice, got bored of Just Cause 2, and got my war on with Bad Company 2. I'm looking forward to F1 2010 and Dead Space 2 down the road.

In other news, I'm dealing with an acute medical problem and will need surgery in the near future. Since that puts a halt to my plans for summer hockey training, I should use it as a chance to sit down and do some more art. This Sakura piece had been sitting incomplete on my hard drive since Fall 2009, haha.

That's all for now, I'll be back with a feature journal for my next update to pay tribute to my favourite artists on DA. Until then, my head is bursting with ideas like the throbbing egg sac of a matriarch alien queen.

May the power of the ninja be with you.

[seremtan]

throbbing egg sac of a matriarch alien queen

[Captain]

Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love...

[Scourge]

Okay, so you're both a couple of spastic dorks.

[Captain]

Calm down, Randy.

[Scourge]

U first, Captain Assbandage.

[Captain]

Randy sure is angry today.

[Scourge]

Not nearly as angry as you two fucktards.

[seremtan]

wtf is lavalife?

also, calm down randy

[LawL]

Not nearly as angry as you two fucktards.

Holy shit Randy, calm down dude.

[phantasmagoria]

randy's gonna burst

[Captain]

Poor Randy

[axbaby]

nubile .. thank me later
http://visboo.com/elly-very-popular-gir ... etnam.html

[Captain]

[lars63]

nubile .. thank me later
http://visboo.com/elly-very-popular-gir ... etnam.html

Tell me. What aisle of K Mart did you find that in? I want a dozen of assorted
*Pesky edit=Pesky Lars=Pesky spelling