Don't you just hate it when...

[LawL]

You think you're halfway done wiping your ass, then realise you're not making any progress and have to sit back down and finish the dump?


*posted from my iPhone while murdering a brown snake.

[MKJ]

Looks like you weren't shitting with the entire turd in mind.

[axbaby]

i hate it when you think your done and some blind guy on a bus tells you later that your not.

[Eraser]

Not as bad as realizing there's no more TP after you've taken your shit.

[seremtan]

so you have an iphone then

[shaft]

great

[Doombrain]

lol, new one out soon.

[LawL]

so you have an iphone then

Have for years.

lol, new one out soon.

Q3W honeymoon.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

snapped off an executive today. I'm pretty awesome

[Nightshade]

That whole 'sitting on the shitter' thing gets a bit awkward with your knee all fucked up, doesn't it?

[Scarface]

It's the peanutbutter consistancy shits that really piss me off, stuck hanging your ass over the shitter scraping it off with 1 ply toiletpaper at work. Makes for a very uncomfortable day, can never get fully clean after...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

That whole 'sitting on the shitter' thing gets a bit awkward with your knee all fucked up, doesn't it?

in-fucking-deed

[xer0s]

Q3W honeymoon.

[Nightshade]

in-fucking-deed

I personally loved having to park my crippled ass on the edge of the tub and swing my feet over (carefully and with much pain) so I could then stand like a 90 year-old to take a shower. Scared shitless of falling the whole time, but GODDAMN that first shower felt good.