Picture this...

[Eraser]

Some time ago I was just thinking about the whole "Chosen People" thing when just then a thing looking like a flaming banana split across the sky. I always hoped but never expected to see something like that in a place like this. Holy fucking shit...

There was this X-Files being that looked a bit like a blue-green Jackie Chan with lips just like Isabella Rossellini, you know. It did a slow-mo Matrix like move out of it's spaceship and hovered above me. Then I cried out "Fuck me! It's like E motherfucking T!"

After the alien calmed me down it told me I was the chosen one! I was the one that would deliver the message! It was like I woke up in Wonderland. It was terrifying. It was my lucky day. This kind of shit never happens to me.

Well you do all believe me don't you? It wasn't just some kind of imagination in my head. They let me into their spaceship and showed me something. They showed me the details of our ending, for me to write down and show it to the world. But I forgot my pen. Typical....

But now I just.... I just can't remember what they said. Can't remember it. I was supposed to be the hero and now I can't remember what they said. God damn, I shit my bed.

[axbaby]

get hipmotized so you can remember and then you will be there true hero you were meant to be.

[PlayTehR0b0t]

hells yeah bro that happened to me too

The alien said:

Smoke Weed Every Day

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

and then it sniffed his balls

[seremtan]

arse biscuits

[GONNAFISTYA]

I call bullshit because the alien told me that I would be the leader of this clan.

[Eraser]

[seremtan]

rubbish