Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread

[PlayTehR0b0t]

there was a crooked lady and she had a crooked smile
she had crooked kitchen sex in a skinny crooked pile
she got a crooked baby from her crooked brother/spouse
and they all lived together in a little crooked house

[seremtan]

bloody baby in the bathroom
bloody mummy in the bath
bloody Dexter, solo dad
bloody hell, this shit is bad

[Ryoki]

mommy character got deleted
sister character still feels cheated
humanizing our favourite psycho dad
makes us feel ever so sad

[PlayTehR0b0t]

Angel and Laghuerta
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes lust
then comes marriage
then comes a really tedious subplot that I really don't give a fuck about but seems to drag on forever until one of them is victim of a serial killer later this season

[obsidian]

Well hello folks
From beyond the grave
It's Sergeant Doakes
To party and rave
Sure, I'm just a ghost
The dead can't really dance
But I still got the most
And still hot in tight pants

-RIP, Sgt. Doakes, 2007

[seremtan]

tonight's the night
and it's gonna happen
again and again

until someone realises
this was a three-season show
all along.

[Captain]

i'll never believe
how it came to be
when the show has ended
and the curtain falls
i'll remember the time
when i saw quinn's balls