Murder in Farmville

[Berserker]

Clicky

[Big Kahuna Burger]

Anyone who hurts a child should die. No second chances and no mercy. Farmville is no excuse.

[Peenyuh]

Sooo... you wanna let HER live, but wanna piss on a man who is in a fereen cunt-ree cuz hee's cunt-ree sez he'z gotta be theer?!!

Fuck all you sheep.

No, seriously.

Fuck all you sheep!

[Captain]

Anyone who hurts a child should die. No second chances and no mercy. Farmville is no excuse.

Agreed. This rule concerns human beings and Mexicans alike.

[EtUL]

Anyone who hurts a child should die. No second chances and no mercy. Farmville is no excuse.

That thing you referred to.

I understood it.

We are kings.

[feedback]

Sooo... you wanna let HER live, but wanna piss on a man who is in a fereen cunt-ree cuz hee's cunt-ree sez he'z gotta be theer?!!

Fuck all you sheep.

No, seriously.

Fuck all you sheep!

What the fuck are you babbling about you potato?

[seremtan]

I blame the depersonalizing onslaught of late Industrial Capitalism and the inherent unfairness of the American class system.

also, anyone who plays farmville should die. no second chances and no mercy. being a mexitard is no excuse

[Ryoki]

fereen cunt-ree cuz hee's cunt-ree sez he'z gotta be theer?!!

for fuck sake

[Nightshade]

Up against the wall, two in the chest, one in the head.

[andyman]

farmville? am i reading this right?

[seremtan]

farmville is serious business

[bam!]

Life sentence locked in a cell with a device that can only play farmville with instructions to farm as her sole source of nourishment.

...with the occasional in-game flashes of the dead baby scene from Trainspotting.

[arjaya]

I used to work with someone who was addicted to Farmville. She went from a pretty good worker and person, to a brainless dick who spent all her time on farmville at work.
She no longer works for us.

True Story.

[EtUL]

Doesn't make it any more interesting than a false story