penis

[phantasmagoria]

Here’s a party game which needs nothing but a working internet
connection (say, a notebook or cell phone), and Google.com’s web
search. The goal is to create the longest phrase that Google can find by
alternately adding one word to the end of the other player’s search
phrase. Say, the first person starts with “Feelings”. Now the second
person adds a word, “are”, so we get “Feelings are”... (Note the use of
quotation marks in the search query.)

Now every time a word is added, the phrase is searched for in Google,
and the resulting page count is announced to the group. The one
person who creates a sentence with zero results in Google loses and has
to do something silly (or if you want to play with points, he loses a
point, and the last person who created a sentence with results in Google
will win a point). To prevent cheating, the one whose turn is next is not
allowed to look at any search result snippet.
Let’s take our sample, and see what we get:

Peter: “Feelings” (53,200,000 results in Google)
Mary: “Feelings are” (2,100,000 results)
Jake: “Feelings are nothing” (1,090 results)
Susan: “Feelings are nothing and” (19 results)
Peter: “Feelings are nothing and we” (0 results)
Susan gets 1 point, and Peter gets minus 1 points (or has to do
something silly).

If you create too obscure a sentence there won’t be any results and you
will lose, but if your sentence gets too many results, your opponent will
also be able to create a sentence with results. The basic strategy is to try
to create sentences so silly that silly that there are only a few results, but not so
silly there are no results…

[phantasmagoria]

penis: About 42,800,000 results (0.09 seconds)

[seremtan]

penis crime: About 1,570 results (0.26 seconds)

[GONNAFISTYA]

phantasmagoria threads worth reading: About 0 results (0.000001 seconds)

[Don Carlos]

penis crime boat: About 1,480,000 results (0.11 seconds)

[seremtan]

No results found for "penis crime boat"

you're doing it wrong DC

also, you just lost the game

[Eraser]

You need to surround the search with quotation marks dorko

[Eraser]

Ok I got a new starting word:
"Preteen" 7,170,000 results

[seremtan]

preteen vegetable

About 145 results (0.18 seconds)

[U4EA]

"preteen vegetable snacks"

1 result (0.05 seconds)

G'wan, who's next then?

[seremtan]

ok that one's dead

new one: "goostrumnoodle"

About 353 results (0.19 seconds)

[Scourge]

"preteen vegetable snacks"

1 result (0.05 seconds)

G'wan, who's next then?

I got 1,140,000 with that one. I think Google is broke on that side of the world.

edit: nm, didn't see the thing about the quotation marks. Carry on.

[Doombrain]

"preteen vegetable snacks"

1 result (0.05 seconds)

G'wan, who's next then?

I got 1,140,000 with that one. I think Google is broke on that side of the world.

edit: nm, didn't see the thing about the quotation marks. Carry on.

LOL

[Scourge]

At least I caught myself before anyone else did.

[phantasmagoria]

ok that one's dead

new one: "goostrumnoodle"

About 353 results (0.19 seconds)

[seremtan]

"goostrumnoodle a"

9 results (0.18 seconds)

try now

[phantasmagoria]

problem with playing it remotely is the temptation to cheat.

[seremtan]

or to use a word you've only ever heard in one quote from twitter which you happen to remember because it was a prime example of british aristocratic bullshit