Did you hide your boner?

[PlayTehR0b0t]

Did you hide your boner?

Recently I found I was not the only one.

Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she woudlent see it.

What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs.....

Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room.

Anyone else?

[Dark Metal]

You have a small penis.

[Scarface]

belt line dick tuck. don't hide, pussy

[seremtan]

conceal it in her vagina

problem solved

[playtherobot]

i started drinking again and gained 20 lbs and am gonna be dad on sept 28th. fuck new years.

-theoneandonly

ps im besides for being drunk a lot im being responsible and waking up at 3 am every morning and working 2 jobs and applied to law school and did really well on the lsat even though i paid for like 150 dollars for 5 practice books on top of the $130 or whatever test ticket only to find out they didn't help and the lsat isnt really something one can necessarily "study" for, more like prepare for instead since it's not on any specific material but i didnt know that cause i didnt know anyhting about it and i took the test in my vernon davis football jersey and the nerds were giving me total glares i was the only one not wearing glasses or a collared shirt of some kind
and i went to the 49er game the nexxt day this was in october, week 5 of the nfl season, and saw the 49ers v eagles but vick was hurt so i watch kolb beat the 49ers and everyone was booing alex smith and i didnt like it cause even if he is playing bad i didnt pay lots of money for football tickets to boo the home team you know. it was the sunday night game prime time baby

maybe im old fashioned and think you should never ever boo the home team, the team you came to watch. its just a really ugly and even a surprisingly violent atmosphere when it reaches that point where the mob mentality kicks in. i mean if you're gonna boo just go home you dont have to be there. hell, you can even beat the traffic out of the stadium so by all means just go. im not talking a couple hecklers, the whole stadium was screaming bloody murder, i heard all the boos even picked up quite loudly for people watching the game on tv. i shouldnt only be able to enjoy going to football games during winning seasons, we're supposed to be there for the bad times too. fuck you football fans. another reason why baseball is better.

never ever ever ever boo your home team. tell that to 30,000+ it was so ugly and violent and not a fun experience it was ridiculously horrible and even a little scary

basically i never thought that for my first game watching the team i grew up idolizing, the 49ers (we're talking joe montana, ronnie lott, steve young, jerry rice, just to name a few for god's sake), in one of the most historic stadiums in the league, candlestick park, would be me sitting amongst 30,000+ other so called "fans" who are booing them relentlessly and making the experience extremely negative and horrible. fuck people. i already knew the world was full of mediocre and slothful people who expect immediate results from others; why did a stadium full of fair weather fans surprise me.

[seremtan]

mmm delicious copypasta

[PlayTehR0b0t]

hmmm that's strange i didn't post that...

[EtUL]

top one was a SA goon innit? I know i've read it before

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

i hid my boner in your butt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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*Edited with Mod Power!*

No one wants to see that Piddla, you festering fucknut.

[Eraser]

here come the tears

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