caesar is a cheating cunt

[seremtan]

>caesar
>elephants

wtf?

[GONNAFISTYA]

I blame Syria.

[MKJ]

>caesar
>elephants

wtf?

kinda the point of civ. rewrite history and such.

[bam!]

lol, video games.

[seremtan]

I blame Assyria.

fixed for historical accuracy

[PlayTehR0b0t]

but he makes a mean salad

[seremtan]

unlike seza, who tosses a mean salad

[LawL]

Mean tasting.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

3rd civ game i've had to restart now due to this elephant spamming faggot getting pissy with borders that were fucking mine in the first place. always the same thing, soon as i start fighting someone or they start fighting me, he'll start bitching for open borders and then *snap* there's 2 stacks of 20+ troops each he literally pulls out of his arse and spams the fuck out of my capital until it goes down. and this is AFTER he's spent the past few milennia fucking around attacking smaller civs
i'll destroy the twat if it's the last thing i do

Those fucks are so unscrupulous. I'm just minding my own business trying to build some aqueducts for my peeps and they totally wreck shit and abduct my farmers for their twisted satanic rituals no doubt. Then I get mad and go for the nukes. Never piss off Gandhi, I always get revenge!

[Peenyuh]

3rd civ game i've had to restart now due to this elephant spamming faggot getting pissy with borders that were fucking mine in the first place. always the same thing, soon as i start fighting someone or they start fighting me, he'll start bitching for open borders and then *snap* there's 2 stacks of 20+ troops each he literally pulls out of his arse and spams the fuck out of my capital until it goes down. and this is AFTER he's spent the past few milennia fucking around attacking smaller civs
i'll destroy the twat if it's the last thing i do

Those fucks are so unscrupulous. I'm just minding my own business trying to build some aqueducts for my peeps and they totally wreck shit and abduct my farmers for their twisted satanic rituals no doubt. Then I get mad and go for the nukes. Never piss off Gandhi, I always get revenge!