You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:48 pm

Yeah u!

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Post by **PlayTehR0b0t** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:39 pm

your mom seems to like my shriveled dick just fine tyvm

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:41 pm

she's not picky

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:51 am

or prickly

Post by **CaseDogg** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:10 pm

Shrivled dick heads are hot.

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Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:24 pm

Memphis wrote:so all muslims = not hot

They're a bit rare maybe but i saw my share of really pretty ones and even had a gratuitous flirting session with an adorable little muslima once when circumstances beyond my control stranded me in a train halfway the country, but i could never handle the idea of dating someone who is so religious that they think Sky Man will strike them down if they do not wear a bit of cloth on their noggin, or alternatively lack the balls to say fuck u to their family if they expect such archaic nonsense from them.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:54 pm

Post by **Peenyuh** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:28 am

Ryoki wrote:They're a bit rare maybe but i saw my share of really pretty ones and even had a gratuitous flirting session with an adorable little muslima once when circumstances beyond my control stranded me in a train halfway the country, but i could never handle the idea of dating someone who is so religious that they think Sky Man will strike them down if they do not wear a bit of cloth on their noggin, or alternatively lack the balls to say fuck u to their family if they expect such archaic nonsense from them.

She turn yuh down, eh? Tough luck pal.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:21 am

why would you travel halfway across the country for 1 muslim girl when theres 300.000 in the city you live in?

you need to crunch the numbers more, ryoki.

Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:09 pm

Yes, i usually take my dates to stranded trains halfway between the middle of nowhere and sticksville, it's the major reason why i'm such a Don Juan and all my relationships are such resounding fucking successes. Naw, I was actually on my way to Belgium for Serious Business and beerdrinkery when a typical NS fuckup occurred, mr smartypants

On the way back btw, some fuckhead jumped in front of the train and the damn thing stood still for several more hours while the cleanup crew and the cops did their thing. Apparently when morons jump in front of a train in Belgium, the OM considers it a potential murder site and does a quick CSI thing to see if it was foul play, how awesome is that

/trainstory

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:08 pm

this thread is now about dutch trains

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:42 pm

gotta love them yellows

Post by **LawL** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:08 am

Ryoki wrote:I was actually on my way to Belgium for Serious Business

Why go all the way to Belgium for Serious Business when you can just internet from home?

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:53 am

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