Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

[Yeahso]

Hey Duhard, I know you live the life of a stone cold pimp, banging the finest pussy in Canada while squatting ungodly poundages to sculpt your perfectly honed, freakishly ripped physique, but I just have one question:

In your Facebook pictures, you look like an obese anaemic AIDS sufferer, and rather than albums full of rampaging coke fuelled fuck-a-thons, you instead have a bunch of shitty fishing trips.

I hate to call you a liar, friend, but:



BAM!

[feedback]

I don't even look human anymore

:L

[andyman]

where's the beef?

[Duhard]

rofl...that last shot of me was taken during my mental institute days...just hours before I set the place on fire...that is classified material, every cop within a hundred miles of me has that picture in their pockets...you guys could get sued just for linking that picture of my amazing delts and triceps

on a more serious note...day 96 and counting of my serious cycle and I have now crossed the 200 lbs barrier and am quickly becoming the sexiest man on the planet

[Yeahso]

Duhard gained 10lb in a day on a cocktail of anabolic lies.

[shaft]

Duhard, your life looks unfathomably shit.

I dunno about that. He trolled this thread like a fucking pro. Interstalking his Facebook just to get back at him = lots of upset.

[Yeahso]

What does that have to do with his life looking unfathomably shit?

[Duhard]

lol...did I mention I put on 30 pounds of raw muscle since those pics were taken? my chest has become so massively huge I have to pee sitting down just to see what I'm doing

[plained]

Fucking LOL

On an exercise related note - did some high temp stuff yesterday and well as some weights. Reading many different things, the obvious thing for me to do (seemingly) is build up the large muscle groups (chest, thighs, back) so they are strong as 1lb of lean muscle burns 60 calories a day. So if I build up lean muscle first, then keep my diet the same I should see overall weight loss.

I am at the point of being so confused I might actually have a few personal training sessions with someone who will be able to give me exactly what I want…

eeyy i gave you some dam good advice fatty!!

GO -------->

[Duhard]

eeyy i gave you some dam good advice fatty!!

GO -------->

lol @ loosing fat and toning up...it basically means it's already over you dumbass...if you have these symptoms at such a young age, it only means you are gonna balloon up into oblivion

I gave fat belly donny the best advice a fake friend could give him...it's time for him to settle down and have a few babies so he can hit the child support list and admit his life no longer has a purpose...just like a freaking 5'6'' hobbit lifting weights on high heels so he can see his upper body in the mirror

[shaft]

What does that have to do with his life looking unfathomably shit?

I was disagreeing with your assessment as well as continuing my thought on the quality of the trolling in this thread. You may not enjoy fishing , but to go as far as to say that his life is "unfathomably shit" from a few facebook pictures is a bit desperate for a flame. You guys were doing much better earlier before you started posting his personal info against his will.

[Duhard]

i just don't get why feedback and sys0p say I look 'obese' at 175 pounds...maybe I'm dealing with morons who know jack shit about weight lifting? yup...imagine what I look like now at a whopping 200-205 of hardcore muscle!

[Yeahso]

What does that have to do with his life looking unfathomably shit?

I was disagreeing with your assessment as well as continuing my thought on the quality of the trolling in this thread. You may not enjoy fishing , but to go as far as to say that his life is "unfathomably shit" from a few facebook pictures is a bit desperate for a flame. You guys were doing much better earlier before you started posting his personal info against his will.

But what, if like me, you don't really care about the obscure flaming etiquette of an 11 year old internet forum commanded by a handful of mostly jaded, cynical internet nerds such as yourself?

I don't enjoy fishing, I think in comparison to the lifestyle Duhard lies about, it is unfathomably shit, just like I said.

Then you came in and geeked it up with your internet rulebook. Come on, son.

[Yeahso]

i just don't get why feedback and sys0p say I look 'obese' at 175 pounds...maybe I'm dealing with morons who know jack shit about weight lifting? yup...imagine what I look like now at a whopping 200-205 of hardcore muscle!

It's not so much that you look obese in terms of your physical size, it's a compendium of physical anomalies and abnormalities that present a rather hideous caricature of what I described. I think it's also relative to the picture you paint of yourself. When I think of a strapping 6' 200lb lump of Adonis flesh, only to have my detailed visual betrayed by the squalid sight of a pallid, anaemic, blotchy frenchman with zero muscularity or definition, the intensity of that caricature is exponentially increased.

Imagine, if you will, that I phoned you and told you that I had a Ferrari and that you could come round for a drive. You rush round, rightly pissing your pants with excitement, only to arrive and find that my "Ferrari" was a lump of crudely carved dog shit skewered by a couple of cocktail sticks with pencil erasers for wheels. And it wasn't even to scale.

You'd be fit to point out such trickery.

Thus...

[MKJ]

it wasnt even to scale

[Duhard]

just like I told you sys0p countless times, all those pics are from my pre-roids days...so you're desperately looking for that 30 pounds of muscle I have put on using d-bol for 17 weeks but those pics don't do me justice...you're in for a rude awekening when I post my glorious pictorial and u find out I am the total package of weight lifting and a sexual adonis who's 6 inches taller than your weak, high heels wearing, self-absorbed midget frame

[Captain]

What does that have to do with his life looking unfathomably shit?

I was disagreeing with your assessment as well as continuing my thought on the quality of the trolling in this thread. You may not enjoy fishing , but to go as far as to say that his life is "unfathomably shit" from a few facebook pictures is a bit desperate for a flame. You guys were doing much better earlier before you started posting his personal info against his will.

Then maybe he shouldn't have messaged me on Facebook to begin with, bro

[+JuggerNaut+]

...because you're a tiny little husk of a man.

[Duhard]

a muscular hobbit? lol that's a fucking joke...

[Plan B]

Epic thread of mass duhard destruction.
Just let go dude, it's getting fucking sad

[Duhard]

I think the funniest thing in all those 26 pages of ownership I layed upon your candy asses, is the fact you fruitloops think I am trolling

[Yeahso]

The funniest thing to me is seeing how people I've known of for a decade have all grown as people, but how you're still the same old bullshitting, lowly, insecure, desperately lonely, wholly uninteresting piece of shit you were before.

Way to get on with your life, bro.

[feedback]

The most telling thing is that he's always alone in his photos. :F

[obsidian]

Duhard should shave that fauxstache, it looks like he penciled it in.

[Duhard]

Back from destroying emotions at the local gym...4 plates rowing and 85 lbs dumbell shoulder presses coupled with 125 lbs bicep curls with a touch of 300 lbs leg extensions...godamn it's good to be me