Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

[andyman]

getting boring

[Yeahso]

talk about a pack of lies...ur miserable...it's obvious...next...

I can tell that hurt a bit. Seriously though, Geoff, you've got nothing I want. You have a miserable existence, because if you didn't, you wouldn't be such a boring, hateful, worthless piece of shit. It's easy to tell from your general attitude that it's been years since you've had any kind of mental or physical stimulation. The relentless march of thankless parenthood, your wife's rapidly diminishing respect for you; what will be the inevitable and readily visible crumbling of your relationship due to your emasculated parental role has turned you into a bitter, vile little man.

You probably have no real friends in your life due to your unpaid workload, and even if you did have, fraternising with them would be a difficult affair since you have no personal income. You'd be boozing on your wife's dollar, and nobody, no matter how close, wouldn't be at least slightly disgusted by that. As a result your social stimulation is probably zero. I would bet last night's wedding was a purely family affair.

You use this forum as your escape, your choices in life are so utterly narrow, I'd fucking hate to be you.

[scared?]

tl;dr...but the length of u response makes it crystal clear u r seething with anger and envy towards me...understandable...but ur still a moron...

[werldhed]

eyyy q3w lifters... I have a question for you, and it's not worth starting a new thread for it...

I do a lot of canoeing, often for fairly long distances. During the summer is fine, but in the winter, my paddling muscles don't get used, so I'm out of shape again in the spring. Anyone have suggestions on what lifts to do to improve my paddling strength without actually being out in a canoe? All I have at my disposal is free weights -- no rowing machine.

Ideas?

[andyman]

lots of kettlebell drills here, can also use your dumbbells on a lot of them
http://www.tacticalathlete.com/

[Yeahso]

tl;dr...but the length of u response makes it crystal clear u r seething with anger and envy towards me...understandable...but ur still a moron...

I understand if you didn't read it, you don't have much free time on your hands, and I can't expect you to spend those precious minutes of solitude being reminded how shit your life is. Dad.

[Yeahso]

I mean Mum.

Wait, let's combine the two - Mad.

[scared?]

I mean Mum.

Wait, let's combine the two - Mad.

another alt nic moron trying to redeem himself after i crushed him off the forum once upon a time...

even if this is not the case ur still a moron and lose...

try harder chump, ur coming up short...lol ur mad...

[Yeahso]

No way, you're mad, I just established it in the previous post. The evidence is right there above, Mumdad.

[Yeahso]

I mean Dadmum.

Wait, let's combine the two - Dum

[Captain]

[scared?]

what kind of moron types 'mum' anyways? wtf?...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I remember when this used to be a decent thread.

[Yeahso]

Would you like some workout advice?

[LawL]

tl;dr...but the length of u response makes it crystal clear u r seething with anger and envy towards me...understandable...but ur still a moron...

lol you read it and you know it. You just had to pretend otherwise because it summed up your existence so perfectly that you had tears in your eyes by the time you got to the last sentence. Maybe ask the wife to up your allowance this week so you can afford an extra box of tissues.

[tnf]

How different than his interpersona is the real Geoff do you think?

[feedback]

I don't know, but when they're hurt both he and duhard make identical posts

[scared?]

actually duhard started copying me after i destroyed him 1v1...pay attention next time dipshit...

[fKd]

[feedback]

actually duhard started copying me after i destroyed him 1v1...pay attention next time dipshit...

OG butt-hurt.

original geoff

[Yeahso]

actually duhard started copying me after i destroyed him 1v1...pay attention next time dipshit...

You have such a boring, vacant personality. I can't imagine how mind-numbing it must be to be in your presence.

[scared?]

at least i'm not short...only thing worse is being clinically retarded...

[Yeahso]

True, at least you're a few inches taller than me. Makes those soul-destroying menial parental tasks you do in the daytime that require something from the top cupboard much easier.

[scared?]

closer to a foot more like...shut it tiny...

[Yeahso]

Or what? Will you ask me if I'm mad again, like you've been asking everyone for the last ten years?

Will you reply with something boring, tried, and completely unoriginal, because the creative vacuum that is your shitty, miserable little existence precludes you from lateral thought on even the tiniest level?

Or will you tell people how shit their lives are or how poor they are, projecting your soulless, penniless living hell onto someone else for the only moment of respite that keeps you sane?