TL:DR

[Captain]

But you should read it



Mazda AY says
yeah
two days ago
yeah
does that make you mad?
Steve says
that I missed him?
no I'm good
lol
Mazda AY says
?
Steve says
what should make me mad then?
Mazda AY says
me
Steve says
no
you don't
I'm good
Mazda AY says
real mad
i can feel it
Steve says
there are things that make me mad
but not you
Mazda AY says
all that rage is bubbling up inside you like a throbbing alien larva
about to burst out through your stomach and horrify all the customers at the space diner
and then perform a charleston dance with a top hat and cane
Steve says
uhmm
no
Mazda AY says
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
Steve says
i've seen it
Mazda AY says
on a scale of 1-10
1 being extremely mad and 10 being so mad you're about to explode like mt. vesuvius
how mad are you?
Steve says
about?
Mazda AY says
in general
Steve says
.7
Mazda AY says
the scale runs between 1-10
Steve says
it's an outlier
Mazda AY says
i'd say you're so mad right now, you can't even do basic math
that's definitely a 4
Steve says
i refuse to be limited by your scale
hence my choice of .7
Mazda AY says
refusal of established rules? that's pretty mad bro
i gotta bump you up to 5
Steve says
i'll tell you what i'm mad at
Mazda AY says
me
i know
Steve says
no
Mazda AY says
5/10
it's all in the numbers
Steve says
i'm mad that I have a part time job. 
Mazda AY says
only part-time? that is pretty mad
i guess you can only work part-time because you're too busy being mad full-time
Steve says
lol
no, because if I got a bunch of part times I'd be unable to have time to search for full time
Mazda AY says
which you don't, because of the whole being mad full-time thing
Steve says
no
I am
but
Mazda AY says
real mad
?
Steve says
i get stuck getting informational interviews
with people who can't offer me a job
which inturn makes me mad
yes
Mazda AY says
well it's hard to offer you a job when you're so mad all the time
you have to calm down bro
Steve says
you're not a helpful person
lol
Mazda AY says
i'm trying my best
Steve says
no
if I ever asked you to be serious
I don't think you could/would
I think it's a blend of the two
Mazda AY says
i bet i could/would, just to make you mad
because you'd be all like "bah he's never serious" and then i'd be like "oh yeah? *turns into mr. serious*" and then you'd be like "holy shit he's serious, this is amazing" and then i'd be like "nah just kidding lol" and then you'd be like "FUCK I'M SO MAD NOW"
Steve says
no
not true
never would happen
Mazda AY says
i bet i could make it happen in the next 5 minutes
ok
Steve says
that's ok because I'm gonna go anyway
Mazda AY says
tell me what's bothering you
Steve says
i've had a bad few months
let's just leave it at that
Mazda AY says
no cliffhangers
what's going on
what kind of a job are you looking for?
Steve says
entry level business, preferably in television research because jobs seem to be opening up there recently. 
Mazda AY says
television research?
with broadcasting corporations or fcc-type?
Steve says
broadcasting companies
Mazda AY says
well have you tried your local tv stations?
as far as i know, tv business, much like a lot of careers, begins with internships and networking
Steve says
well I've been doing the networking, had three informational interviews this past week
Mazda AY says
how'd it go
Steve says
they all seemed to like me, but I'm pretty critical of myself in any situation. but the second guy is going to get me in touch with some other people he knows, and the last guy said he's going to keep me on file and look for openings and let me know of stuff. 
Mazda AY says
mm the last one is just a nice way of saying no thanks
Steve says
no, that was the first guy
this last guy's discussion was a bit more elaborate
Mazda AY says
you said he was the last guy
anyways
Steve says
no, I just explained what he said very generally
lol
Mazda AY says
good rule of thumb is to give it a week or so
sometimes the screening process takes a while
and it's a bit of a double-edged sword because on one hand, you want to take initiative and show them it's important to you by calling and asking about your status
on the other hand, you don't want to prod and annoy the interviewer who has to sift through a shit-ton of applications
7 days is a pretty flexible limit for calling back
sometimes they flat-out forget
so if the guy says he's going to talk to people
make sure of it
call back and talk to him about it
nothing bad can come of it
Steve says
yeah, on that front this past week has been the most productive, because the last two guys i felt pretty confident about what they said to me, but neither of them are in a position to hire anyone.
Mazda AY says
so why are they even interviewing? lol
Steve says
informational
Mazda AY says
oh
Steve says
it was for networking
Mazda AY says
ok
well failing that
you could always march into the guy's office and be like WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CONTACTS YOU STUPID SHIT
and the guy would be like whoa buddy i was trying to do you a favour
but you're having none of that as you punch him in the face, then storm out, take a huge nasty shit on the secretary's desk, rip her shirt open, and smear her tits all over it
then you drop a bunch of c4 in the elevator and activate it as you walk out of the building
so you're putting on your sunglasses as the building behind you explodes and you walk towards the camera with a "fuck yeah" face
Steve says
not even 10 minutes
lol
Mazda AY says
i don't know what to say
i'm ashamed for myself, to be honest
Steve says
no you're not
it's who you are
Mazda AY says
you're right
i'm laughing pretty hard actually
Steve says
mhm
Mazda AY says
but i meant every word
not just the rubbing tits on poop part
but everything
Steve says
mhm
Mazda AY says
i'm genuine
and thoughtful
and honest
you can be sure of that
and if i ever slip
you just go right ahead and call me
732 975 9676
ask for steve
Steve says
well buddy
Mazda AY says
it's will
will bobby
yes sir?
Steve says
well frank
Mazda AY says
who?
will frank
Steve says
frank
Mazda AY says
he's been dead for years
Steve says
frankly
Mazda AY says
yeah
ol' frankly
we used to call him
such a nice man
too bad he turned out to be a violent serial rapist
but oh well
Steve says
yeah sorry, I'm really not in the mood for stupid humor
usually I find it amusing
and I'd play along
but
not now
Mazda AY says
when?
can we schedule stupid humour for may 18th?
Steve says
when I feel better.
Mazda AY says
i might have an opening in the afternoon
it's hairy and smells like farts
but it's an opening
Steve says
whatever
I'll talk to you later.
Mazda AY says
best of luck with your stuff
i know you'll pull through
god willing
but not really, because there's no such thing as god
so you're on your own
but you can do it
just pray to the sun
it's always there
even when it's night
that sun is there
unlike god
who sits all night in his room
playing second life
Steve says
stop it.
so not helpful.
so no appreciated
*not
Mazda AY says
i was just...
Steve says
i know we don't know each other, but you should be able to at least get the point when I tell you I don't want to hear that stuff.
Mazda AY says
what stuff?
Steve says
and if you don't want to listen or talk, you just ignore me and say you gotta wack off and leave
Mazda AY says
i just do that when we talk
it saves time
also i do listen
i've been listening all along
Steve says
yeah but your responses leave a lot to be desired most of the time
there's a time for sarcasm
and a time to be serious
Mazda AY says
what time is it now?
Steve says
or at least pretend to be
it's time for me to go
Mazda AY says
how many times are there?
it seems like you're just adding them on a whim
i don't think now is the time for that
Steve says
you don't get it. all the shit I've been through, doctors I've seen, stuff that's gone on. not that you should care, but from everything I said you should've got the hint and backed off. but whatever man. see ya.

[seremtan]

[02:29] == aimee_love [webchat@*******.home.cgocable.net] has joined #quake3world
[02:30] <@PuFF> hello slut
[02:30] <@PuFF> and aimee
[02:30] <aimee_love> sys0p:so that last time i went on cam for you
[02:30] <aimee_love> and youevaluated my fatness
[02:31] <@PuFF> the fatness of your cock maybe
[02:31] <aimee_love> did you put me on a pornsite?
[02:31] <@PuFF> aimee
[02:31] <@PuFF> was it images from when he was evaluating you?
[02:31] <aimee_love> hey puff what does the guy with the big kahunas look like?
[02:31] <@PuFF> or were there many chances for one to capture images and post on internet?
[02:32] <@PuFF> did you see the porn?
[02:32] <aimee_love> i dont do porn
[02:32] <@PuFF> was your clit swollen lke a small choda?
[02:32] <aimee_love> i dont look at porn
[02:32] <@PuFF> do you smell it
[02:33] <aimee_love> do you
[02:33] <aimee_love> im not a slut
[02:34] <@PuFF> prove it
[02:34] <@PuFF> filthy slut
[02:34] <@PuFF> slitty slat
[02:35] <@PuFF> i put your fat ass on the internet porn
[02:35] <aimee_love> except ashlee's exact words after told her i got assaulted were why did you where slut clothes
[02:35] <@PuFF> ashlee is a moron
[02:35] <aimee_love> wear
[02:35] <@PuFF> what a cumguzzler
[02:35] <@PuFF> she has some nerve saying that to you
[02:36] <@PuFF> you should rub your filthy snatch in her face to punish her
[02:36] <aimee_love> yeah you should ve seen her that night
[02:36] <@PuFF> was she snatch riding?
[02:36] <aimee_love> do yu know her?
[02:36] <@PuFF> of course
[02:37] <+Fuk_u_shima> *grabs popcorn*
[02:37] <aimee_love> puff do you know glenn olive from the band planet earth?
[02:37] <aimee_love> coud you say hello to him for me
[02:37] <@PuFF> sure
[02:37] <aimee_love> k
[02:38] <@PuFF> bitdh

...

[02:40] <@PuFF> stretched out piss flaps
[02:40] <aimee_love> f u
[02:40] <+Fuk_u_shima> like a sundried tomato
[02:41] <aimee_love> last time sys0p tricked me into posing on cam for him he said that area was well defined
[02:41] <@PuFF> what did i do?
[02:41] <aimee_love> or something like that
[02:41] <aimee_love> he said it had definition
[02:41] <aimee_love> ha
[02:41] <@PuFF> well defined like the wrinkles on an old man
[02:42] <@PuFF> how stupid must you be to be tricked into posing naked on a webcam
[02:42] <+Fuk_u_shima> "tricked"
[02:42] <+Fuk_u_shima> lol
[02:42] <+Fuk_u_shima> "i thought it was for charity"
[02:42] <@PuFF> and how pathertic are you hanging on to the memory 10 years later
[02:42] <aimee_love> he pretended to be an athlete
[02:42] <aimee_love> he preetended to be like a trainer
[02:43] <@PuFF> he pretended? no way
[02:43] <@PuFF> not on the internet
[02:43] <aimee_love> he said he was belgian
[02:43] <+Fuk_u_shima> not sys0p
[02:43] <@PuFF> you are one dumb whore
[02:43] <@PuFF> probably crazy not sure though
[02:43] <@PuFF> i'm sorry, i've gone too far
[02:44] <@PuFF> but you do make me sick
[02:44] <+Fuk_u_shima> lol
[02:44] <@PuFF> HAHAHAHAHA
[02:44] <aimee_love> this one time i was on cam with him on yahoo or something i forget ...but i heard a woman walk in the room he was in andshe started bitching him out
[02:44] <+Fuk_u_shima> he used to live with his mum
[02:45] <@PuFF> yup
[02:45] <aimee_love> in a foreign language
[02:45] <@PuFF> yeah thats called cockney
[02:45] <+Fuk_u_shima> his mum's belgian
[02:45] <aimee_love> he wasnt talking cockney
[02:45] <@PuFF> ya fox hunt
[02:45] <aimee_love> ive heard sys0p
[02:46] <@PuFF> no you havent
[02:46] <aimee_love> yes
[02:46] <@PuFF> no
[02:46] <@PuFF> it was JNS
[02:46] <aimee_love> he used to make me voice clips
[02:47] <aimee_love> it was wayyy back in like 2001
[02:47] <@PuFF> wayooooo
[02:48] <@PuFF> he told us you have herpes
[02:48] <aimee_love> so who's the kahunas guy that wants to play with me?
[02:48] <@PuFF> a musician
[02:48] <+Fuk_u_shima> he told us you had herpes so much you derpes
[02:49] <+Fuk_u_shima> had derpes
[02:49] <aimee_love> no seriously i know glenn olive eh
[02:50] <@DarkMetal> Again?
[02:50] <@PuFF> bkb goes to Berklee
[02:50] <@PuFF> you know of it?
[02:50] <@PuFF> he's the real deal
[02:50] <aimee_love> in cali?
[02:51] <@PuFF> no that's berkeley
[02:51] <@PuFF> -e
[02:51] <aimee_love> i thought duhard was the real deal
[02:51] <@PuFF> you're one ingnorant sack of collected jizz aren't you?
[02:51] <aimee_love> i sent duhy some pictures a r
[02:52] <aimee_love> few weeks ago
[02:52] <@PuFF> we know
[02:52] <@PuFF> cus you're a filthy slut
[02:52] <aimee_love> of my back
[02:52] <@DarkMetal> CumDumpster
[02:52] <aimee_love> i havent swallowd in awhile
[02:52] <@PuFF> you putrid, horrid, fetid, swamptwat
[02:53] <@PuFF> try a shower some time sunshine
[02:53] <@DarkMetal> and not a golden shower
[02:53] <@DarkMetal> for once
[02:53] <aimee_love> you arent that guy are you?
[02:54] <@PuFF> which of the thousands so you mean?
[02:54] <@DarkMetal> Pretty sure I'll be calling PuFF 'that guy' for years to come
[02:54] <@DarkMetal> not sure tho
[02:54] <aimee_love> yesterday i was riding my bike to work and this guy says to me something or other then he called me sunshine
[02:55] <aimee_love> old guy though
[02:55] <@DarkMetal> sounds like puff
[02:55] <@PuFF> then he smushed his stinky junk in your face?
[02:55] <aimee_love> puff is doable though
[02:55] <@DarkMetal> totally
[02:55] <@PuFF> he's pretty hot
[02:56] <aimee_love> so dm :why did cyric marry the ugly girl?

(continues in same vein for another hour... probably...)

[Yeahso]

hahah, oh shit, I remember Aimee Love.

I also specifically remember putting the unsolicited photos she sent me on an amateur porn site and then sending her a link.

[Yeahso]

Hold on, what the fuck... Is that a recent chat log?

[Yeahso]

hahah, what the fuck? I just read that log. Someone caem in the room and started bitching at me in a foreign language?

I've never been two-way cam with that woman in my entire life.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

aimee telling lies? unpossible.

[seremtan]

i hope posting that here doesn't break some 'what happens in irc stays in irc' unwritten protocol

it was just too fucking funny not to

[GONNAFISTYA]

I'm also hoping that posting years-old shit about people isn't taboo...like it is in GD.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

For the record, I'm usually very nice to everyone on irc.

[MKJ]

everyone except cityy

[obsidian]

i hope posting that here doesn't break some 'what happens in irc stays in irc' unwritten protocol

it was just too fucking funny not to

In doing so, you saved this thread from OP.

[seremtan]

I'm also hoping that posting years-old shit about people isn't taboo...like it is in GD.

that's from a couple of nights ago fyi

[GONNAFISTYA]

If that's the case then aimee-ditch-whore love hasn't changed in 10 years...and I'll bet in that time nobody has fucker her.

[seremtan]

or it's someone pretending to be aimee for the sake of drama

[Yeahso]

That was a couple of nights ago?

She's back in IRC after 8 years, and the first thing she mentions is my name? Holy shit.

[Dark Metal]

No, its her. She's reading this thread right now. She is batshit fucking crazy. Like completely off her rocker.

[Yeahso]

lol, fucking madness. I can remember she used to message me, and I'd do nothing but abuse her, exactly like Puff was doing, and she'd just chat right through it. Nothing I said would penetrate.

What a mental cunt.

[Tsakali]

or a lifelong troller...you decide.

[Yeahso]

Nah, a troll causes upset, anger, hate, or any manner of negative emotions. Aimee Love, at best, was just confusing.

I'm in IRC now, Aimee, if you're reading this, ready to answer some ten year old questions, let's go.

[Tsakali]

So, how does this chick look like ?

[GONNAFISTYA]

Hammered dogshit comes to mind.

[Dark Metal]

I've never seen GFY be so generous.

[Kenrohan]

Am i the only one who has no idea who she is?

[VolumetricSteve]

Am i the only one who has no idea who she is?

nope, me too.

[Eraser]

lol aimee love pops in IRC from time to time actually, going crazy over shit no one's interested in every time.