Pirates of the Carribean premiere tomorrow

[phantasmagoria]

I love working on films

[seremtan]

did you work on penelope cruz's brassiere? that would be worth bragging rights

[phantasmagoria]

It'd definitely be worth a picture for the portfolio. Ey ey

[seremtan]

you should have nicked johnny depp's jack sparrow costume, dressed up in it and taken a picture of yourself in your bedroom in your parent's house in front of a giant angelina jolie poster

that would have made you the coolest guy in town

[Captain]

ITT: Old pedo reminiscing about stuff posted on a forum 5 years ago

[Ryoki]

Didn't realize you were working on that, nice one sir

[Scourge]

She is, after all, screwing a pirate. One picks up a thing or two.

[phantasmagoria]

Didn't realize you were working on that, nice one sir

I didn't work on it, I just have tickets .

[Captain]

She is, after all, screwing a pirate. One picks up a thing or two.

Calm down Randy.

[Peenyuh]

She is, after all, screwing a pirate. One picks up a thing or two.

I figured Spazduh would be the first one to not get this.

[Scourge]

What are you talking about?

[phantasmagoria]

I'm glad I didn't pay to see it

[seremtan]

all the PotC movies suck big hairy balls

why should this one be any different?

[phantasmagoria]

i liked the first one when it came out.

[Captain]

^Indeed, Rush and Nighy are legendary. Lack of Bloom and Keira Overactley should make it at least a decent film. These films have never been about the plot tbh, they're just mindless, CGI-packed timekillers.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

10/10

[xer0s]

Really?