proposal for an alternate 2012 Olympic mascot.

[phantasmagoria]

Fuck Gwenville and Masturbate or whatever the two ripped of Day of the Tentacle monstrosities are that the Olympic committee have paid thousands for, I have come up with a far superior mascot.

Meet Jamie the Happy Cumpile. He's a specimen of Boris Johnson's sperm, he's been wiped directly from the lips of the 1220 Olympic Logo and he's here to represent everything the United Kingdom have to offer to the rest of the world and to unite our Olympic spirit:

[seremtan]

I'M BORIS JOHNSON



AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE