The last movie you saw

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Pauly's Mum 5/10 Was okay but it stretched out a bit much.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Green lantern = 5/10 - I couldn't care for the movie that tried to make me care about the comic that I never cared about. At least it wasn't entirely boring.

Horrible Bosses = 6/10 - Funny. I bet Jennifer Aniston is an amazing fuck IRL.

Cedar Rapids = 6/10 - Not lol hilarious but not too boring.

Pauly's Mum 3/10 - I was right after Puff...so it was stretched out even further and a bit sloppy. She still sucks a mean cock, though.

[LawL]

YawN

You just summed up all the Harry Faggot movies in one word.

[Pauly]

Pauly's Mum 3/10 - I was right after Puff...so it was stretched out even further and a bit sloppy. She still sucks a mean cock, though.

She did mention that some fat bloke came round and raped her the other day. This also explains what happened to all the cakes in the house.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Rape?
Bitch be payin top shelf, yo.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Transformers 3 = 4/10 - You will indeed thank god when this film is over. A drawn out 7 hour movie featuring nothing but scene after scene of stupid shit that doesn't make sense but somehow looks cool in slo-mo. There were several scenes that I honestly didn't know what was going on but I found I didn't care because it was giant robots killing each other and vaporizing worthless extras.

The Unborn = 4/10 - Really...I mean really fucking hot chick and a really boring, predictable story. Bonus points for having Gary Oldman in it...and the really really fucking hot chick.

[Don Carlos]

Cars 2 - 6/10

It was ok...not one of Pixars best though. The first was much better

[+JuggerNaut+]

HP - 8/10
Seven Samurai (Criterion) - 9/10

[Tsakali]

Cars 2 - 6/10

It was ok...not one of Pixars best though. The first was much better

true, but the visuals and setting(s) where superior in this new one.

[4days]

Captain America - 6/10
For an American movie about a guy called America, this was a lot less annoyingly American than Iron Man or X-Men. Restrained to the point of being flat and humourless in places, but still great Saturday morning entertainment and the most solid Marvel movie to date.

Obviously there's an Avengers bit at the end - like the warm, wet unfortunateness of a farting competition gone too far - but if you close the window/leave the theatre as soon as it fades to black then it's all good.

[Ryoki]

Captain America 4/10
Did not grab me. Turned it off before the final big scene because i couldn't be bothered anymore. There's some almost nearly funny scenes in the start, that's about the best thing i can say about it.

X Men First Class 8/10
Surprised the hell out of me by actually being rather good for a popcorn film. Certainly the best one of the series (by which i mean the first, 2 and 3 were abortions). Read somewhere that the budget was the smallest of all the films and they wrote and shot the whole thing in under 8 months, which was the smallest amount of time of all the Xmen films. Which is interesting if true.

I think what also helped was no drawn out Wolverine emo shit. God i hate movie wolverine, fuck you Hugh Jackman.

[MKJ]

the Logan cameo made First Class awesome.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Go fuck yourselves.

[U4EA]

I think what also helped was no drawn out Wolverine emo shit. God i hate movie wolverine, fuck you Hugh Jackman.

Basically, Hugh Jackass has destroyed the Wolverine character.

[LawL]

Transformers 3 = 4/10 - You will indeed thank god when this film is over. A drawn out 7 hour movie featuring nothing but scene after scene of stupid shit that doesn't make sense but somehow looks cool in slo-mo. There were several scenes that I honestly didn't know what was going on but I found I didn't care because it was giant robots killing each other and vaporizing worthless extras.

So it was EXACTLY like Transformers 1 and 2? Shocking.

[andyman]

xmen... oh that was a good one
i hope they keep making them

[GONNAFISTYA]

Transformers 3 = 4/10 - You will indeed thank god when this film is over. A drawn out 7 hour movie featuring nothing but scene after scene of stupid shit that doesn't make sense but somehow looks cool in slo-mo. There were several scenes that I honestly didn't know what was going on but I found I didn't care because it was giant robots killing each other and vaporizing worthless extras.

So it was EXACTLY like Transformers 1 and 2? Shocking.

They made a Transformers 1 and 2?

[LawL]

No.

[Don Carlos]

I think what also helped was no drawn out Wolverine emo shit. God i hate movie wolverine, fuck you Hugh Jackman.

Basically, Hugh Jackass has destroyed the Wolverine character.

Hugh Jackman played Wolverine as good as anyone else could...

[U4EA]

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Yojimbo

Kurosawa + Mifune

9/10

[GONNAFISTYA]

Captain America = 5/10 - sokay I guess but not really. I doubt I'll see the Avengers movie, which this film and the Green Lantern movie were really nothing more than a prequel for.

I've pretty much decided I'll watch the last Batman movie (as it's the only superhero franchise that was any good) and then never watch another shitcaked superhero movie again...as they always always fucking suck. Will I watch the Spiderman reboot you ask? Fuck no.

[Ryoki]

You'll watch the latest batman movie because Phant made the batman suit codpiece and you owe it to your fellow forum member to gaze upon & appreciate his work.

Also, at least watch xmen first class. It was more than doable.

[menkent]

I doubt I'll see the Avengers movie, which this film and the Green Lantern movie were really nothing more than a prequel for.

Sorry, no dice on Green Lantern being in the Avengers. Perhaps you meant Thor (the other other boring hero movie)?

[GONNAFISTYA]

You're prolly right. But seriously, I couldn't care less.