Can Scarlett Johansson sing?

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trailer park sinead o'connor

nice arse though
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sublime ass
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Her lookalike sings beautifully :sly:
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omg what a terrible song. I saw her in one of those late night shows, and she sound and looks pretty dumb. Immediately, her rating dropped 2 points for me.

She is as dull and uninteresting as she is beautiful. She will do well by not appearing outside of anything unscripted and unedited, for the rest of her career.
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What got her into singing then?
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I meant Alena Hemkova. I'm telling you cause I found she's not widely considered a lookalike, so you'd have trouble finding media of her without her name.
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I skipped through the track with sound muted to see a shot of her ass but alas, none was to be seen.
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there are some leaked twitter pics, totally worth checking out her backside
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Ryoki wrote:I skipped through the track with sound muted to see a shot of her ass but alas, none was to be seen.
i'm sure a fellow of your resources could track down said digital images by way of some sort of internet search thingummywatsit
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6/10 I've heard better. I'd listen to it, but only if I was drunk.
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lol only a homo would listen to that...but I'd hit the bitch for sure...
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You'd hit a dead carp if you thought no one was looking.
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Scarlett :drool:
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watched lost in translation again last night

*glee*
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She's got nowt on Thora Birch
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who now looks bizarre.
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Image

wtf?
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that's not Enid.

I thought you were cool :(
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i dunno, i think shes going for some kinda nico thing vocally. not my cup of tea, but wankster hipster types love that shit... hah still, the mute button is always an option :olo:
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Gah, about four seconds in and blood started rocketing out of my ears. Awful, just bloody awful. :puke:
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soppy tune but impressive edit: http://vimeo.com/35055590
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holy fuck I expected some candid video of her singing at a fundraiser or something,
but this is a serious music video. fucking lol
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No Vag pics that would get Semencan excited.
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