Assassin Creed 3

[SoM]

Mazda will jack off like he's never cleaned the gutters

[Eraser]

I still have to play Revelations. I wonder where AC3 will take place. I've heard rumors of it being in the US during the civil war but I doubt that's the case. Not enough tall buildings.

[GONNAFISTYA]

[Tsakali]

why do you hate fun?

[Mat Linnett]

Eraser, don't bother with Revelations. The story stuff was okay(ish), but the game itself was utter wank and actually a step back from Brotherhood.

[MKJ]

i hear it has this whole towerdefense stuff forced into the game.

[Mat Linnett]

Yup, and it's absolute tosh. I'm not fond of tower defense games anyway, and the one in ACR is a particularly bad effort. You can almost hear the marketers saying "What's cool in gaming at the moment? Let's get it in AC!".

[DTS]

[MKJ]

i heard a rumour that theres going to be a minecraft section in AC3

[U4EA]

Eraser, don't bother with Revelations. The story stuff was okay(ish), but the game itself was utter wank and actually a step back from Brotherhood.

Crossing this off my list then.

[Tsakali]

so it looks like AC3 will take place in the new land.
Kinda disappointed, since I find american history the most boring subject matter i can think of. I'm dreading it so much, I might not even bother with this one. I'd much rather be fucking about in rome or france or any other european area, that just has much more potential for interesting landscapes, architecture, culture and story line.

Anyway, here are some screenshots sure to bore you to death with the cliche feeling of it all.














actually, I'm digging the snow screenies, but fuck me, I hate american history

[EtUL]

you mean history

I played 1 and 2, meant to get brotherhood or revelations next, good to know to go for brotherhood.

[U4EA]

Surely the worst part about this will be the lack of massive buildings to climb. Speculation is rife that the character will be native American.

[Transient]

Are you kidding me with those screenies? I was able to believe that the main character could blend in with the folks in the first game, but just barely. Most people looked totally different than him in the streets, but there were a few priests or other people in long robes, so I was fine with it. But this? The guard in the first screenshot should be saying, "what the fuck are you doing dressed like a retard with a bow on your back? Gimme that thing and show me your ID," or something to that effect. In the snow, sure, he'll blend in and whatnot. In town? No wai. I'm with GKY on this one unless someone has a really good argument to the contrary.

[shaft]

maybe thats why he is putting his hand up to stop him?

If you want realism, I suggest a simulator. Not a game where a guy enters the matrix to relive past memories of a guy who talks to aliens.

[Transient]

Not realism, just immersion.

Edit: And yes, I wouldn't really want to play the game if I wore rags like the rest of the plebs and looked totally non-unique. Justsayin.

[shaft]

[phantasmagoria]

it looks shit

[Transient]

Pass.

[EtUL]

I'll wait on judgement till i hear what odium thinks

[SoM]

or spazda

[Eraser]

Seems like gonnafatya is right after all. You cunts are already dismissing this game based on a single cinematic reveal trailer.

[HomerJ]

I think it looks really cool
How many WW2 games are there?
How many American Revolution setting games are there?
Maybe I'm a history nerd, but that time period is the coolest and most interesting in American history, bar none. Haha, besides, I'm sick of killing Middle Easterners and Nazis in video games, let's kill some Englishmen!

[SoM]

i still haven't played the first, second, nor any of them so i'm winning

[Ryoki]

I won't be getting it due to the fact that the mindbogglingly stupid consoley savegame mechanic of Asscreed part 1 deleted my savegame at a point where i was really close to finishing it, i r still furious with EA about that, grrrr.