Game of Thrones season 2 teaser

[Tsakali]

lets see how you do with this:

http://w6dek.com/435Movies/jailbait.html

[Transient]

That link is years old, so all those girls are over 18 now. So does that make it OK that I said I'd do 'em all?

[seremtan]

I'll wait for seremtan's opinion.

you always do

[seremtan]

That link is years old, so all those girls are over 18 now. So does that make it OK that I said I'd do 'em all?

1 out of 5 here, and she was 17 - which is legal in countries not founded by batshit puritans and run by trigger-happy jesus freaks

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol the last comment on J-Lo was a perfect way to end the test.

[TruthfulLiar]

But who will Arya's third wish be? Tywin?

[Eraser]

Bran still alive. Predictable and slightly disappointing to be honest.

[scared?]

It's an alternative universe where cunts are plenty...

[phantasmagoria]

Most disappointing ep so far, lowered the bar somewhat imo as it was mostly filler. Next week is the penultimate episode tho so I suppose it's just setting everything up.

[Captain]

Bran still alive. Predictable and slightly disappointing to be honest.

You should've known he was alive as soon as they showed the corpses in Episode 7. You really think they would just skip over the scene of him getting captured by Theon?

I'm more concerned about what a huge stupid cunt Cat has become.

[Eraser]

Hence it being predictable, yet they show his being alive as if it's some "oh my gosh! he's still alive! huzzah!" moment.

[Ryoki]

I'm more concerned about what a huge stupid cunt Cat has become.

We don't know what orders she gave Brianne, it might yet prove to be a cunning plan...

And as for the Stark boys being alive, i don't know how you figure that was a surprise ending. It wasn't and i dídn't take it as such and neither should you - it was always clear they were still alive and it was the farm boys who got toasted. The only surprise was that they doubled back to Winterfell, which is probably not a bad idea.

PS Starting to really dislike the nurse and Rob scenes now though :E

PSS clever girl Arya, clever girl...

PSSS it was a bit of a weak episode, but it was no worse than S02E03. In fact, that was a lot worse. At least this one had a fair dose of amusing Imp scenes.

[Ryoki]

Yeah that was good stuff

Also the scene between the imp and the eunoch:

"The such and such worship a goddess of fertility with sixteen teets..."
"We should set sail there immediately!"

lols

[Captain]

We don't know what orders she gave Brianne, it might yet prove to be a cunning plan...

Now that I think about it, it's possible she had Brianne take him away in fear of the Northerners raiding his cell and executing him, thus ending the Starks' leverage. Wonder where she's taking him though.

[Captain]

Yeah that was good stuff

Also the scene between the imp and the eunoch:

"The such and such worship a goddess of fertility with sixteen teets..."
"We should set sail there immediately!"

lols

The scene between Stannis and Davos had some gems too, but Stannis is too much of a boring tit to even break a smirk.

[U4EA]

And as for the Stark boys being alive, i don't know how you figure that was a surprise ending. It wasn't and i dídn't take it as such and neither should you - it was always clear they were still alive and it was the farm boys who got toasted. The only surprise was that they doubled back to Winterfell, which is probably not a bad idea.

Agreed

[Eraser]

We don't know what orders she gave Brianne, it might yet prove to be a cunning plan...

Now that I think about it, it's possible she had Brianne take him away in fear of the Northerners raiding his cell and executing him, thus ending the Starks' leverage.

Now that is what seemed obvious to me. If she hadn't interfered, the other men would've killed the Kingslayer that night. I'm thinking Brienne (not "Brianne" btw) might be taking him to King's Landing to trade him for Sansa and Arya. They still don't know Arya is actually in Harrenhal.

[Eraser]

lets see how you do with this:

http://w6dek.com/435Movies/jailbait.html

Couldn't go wrong with that one. Turns out the youngest girls pictured are aged 16, which is fully legal here in the Netherlands

[seremtan]

whoa they really upped the cunt quota in that ep

sure, it was 'filler' - but every story needs transitions, where the drama slackens off, in order to prepare for what (i hope) will be a balls-tighteningly awesome season finale

interesting to see how that whole thing between rob stark and the hottie nurse plays out re his arranged marriage to the daughter of that repulsive bridge guy

[seremtan]

^ great grand-daughter

but yeah

[Ryoki]

Hah, i had no idea... that's pretty funny

[TruthfulLiar]

GET MY DRAGOWNS. WHERE ARE MY DRAGOWNS. Jesus will her acting get better?

[TruthfulLiar]

interesting to see how that whole thing between rob stark and the hottie nurse plays out re his arranged marriage to the daughter of that repulsive bridge guy

The show is going to go for how many books long? Could wait a while to see that resolve.

[Eraser]

The whole "A song of Ice and Fire" series of books is 7 volumes of which the first 5 are written now. If Game of Thrones keeps going as strong as it is, they could well make episodes for each book. The creators (D.B. Weiss and the other dude) have already said that the third book contains too many events to cover in a single season of Game of Thrones, so that's probably good for one and a half or maybe even two seasons.

[Captain]

GET MY DRAGOWNS. WHERE ARE MY DRAGOWNS. Jesus will her acting get better?

Daenerys is immature, impulsive, and impatient. Emilia Clarke is playing her perfectly.