Someone here has to have a biek right?

[Eraser]

Jealous because of a 14K bike? Not quite.

[LawL]

Of course not.

[EtUL]

I imagined I was Lawl today and cleaned my bike up after my trip. Well, not as much as lawl as I only sprayed it off and didn't spend hours cleaning it, but you know.

[shaft]

my advice would be to sell the bike and move out of the shithole you live in...or at least do some landscaping and resurface the drive..

[LawL]

I imagined I was Lawl today...

Greatest moment of your pathetic life.

[TruthfulLiar]

[EtUL]

I imagined I was Lawl today...

Greatest moment of your pathetic life.

You might have missed it cause you're a moron but it's okay...I said I was being like you when I described the actions of a faggot...hth.

While you were shining your gixxer in a dress this weekend I was putting hair on my chest climbing some rock faces....u mad?

[LawL]

Geez I really hit a nerve didn't I. Lol at you having so much to prove.

[plained]

This is how I picture LawL:

haha thats great!

[EtUL]

Geez I really hit a nerve didn't I. Lol at you having so much to prove.

proving nothing....it's just what I do bro...no need to get upset about it

[LawL]

It's ok bro I'm sure mommy is impressed.

[LawL]

Went for a ride yesterday with some friends, EtWAT wouldn't know what that's like (going for a ride, having friends). New pipe and fender eliminator installed.

Damn it's good to be a real man, riding a real man's bike.

[EtUL]

You must share with me how you get that thing so clean. For some reason mine is always dirty fast no matter how often I wash it..maybe it's because I actually ride it.

I'm sure you had a nice "ride" too...very straight ride by the look of your tires. You know that these things can lean over, right?

[LawL]

It's called taking care of your bike and washing it, and keeping it in a garage and under a cover when not being ridden. Maybe you should look into how to care for your bike some time, instead of crashing it. The shred on the side of the tyres is from it being leaned over dumbo. I'm not surprised that you're such a n00b you don't even know what you're looking at.

[EtUL]

that was quick

[EtUL]

you big man

[LawL]

Don't be mad.

[Grenader]

ffs, the chicken strips are wider than the used portion of the tyre, i've leaned 125's further you panzy.

[EtUL]

Grenader try to be nice to Lawl, he's got thin skin. You can tell by his riding buddies....a bunch of tiny slow bikes. He's gotta be the big shit on the 1000, tho if they're good riders I'll bet the 250 guys are dusting him in the turns only to have him use his 1000 cc gixxah powah to catch up on the straights.

I'd take my sister's Ninja 250 and show you how to ride any time Lawl, just come on over to the states

[LawL]

ffs, the chicken strips are wider than the used portion of the tyre, i've leaned 125's further you panzy.

There aren't any chicken strips on the tyre you moron. That part of the tyre is shredded. You must be another moron like EtWAT who knows nothing about bikes. Have fun riding a 125 though.

Grenader try to be nice to Lawl, he's got thin skin. You can tell by his riding buddies....a bunch of tiny slow bikes. He's gotta be the big shit on the 1000, tho if they're good riders I'll bet the 250 guys are dusting him in the turns only to have him use his 1000 cc gixxah powah to catch up on the straights.

I'd take my sister's Ninja 250 and show you how to ride any time Lawl, just come on over to the states

The only thing you could show anyone is how to crash a piece of shit bike and make it even uglier than it already is.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I say all you raging queers settle it with a cross-country race in the Australian Outback. Whoever makes it to the finish line alive wins.

Feel free to wear whatever fetish garb you might own. Mohawk's optional.

[EtUL]

Grenader apparently you and I are wrong. Lawl isn't a straight line pansy, he's a boy racer who's shredding his tires on the streets when riding around with a bunch of 250s

I'm not sure what story is sadder, but I only buy the straight line pansy one

Edit: I take it back, I can buy his story. But my guess is he just bought take offs from someone who actually does race, then rode it so straight on the street that it didn't even scrub off the balled up rubber on the edge.

"I shred bike tires on the street cause i'm a boss" - lawl

[LawL]

Grenader apparently you and I are wrong. Lawl isn't a straight line pansy, he's a boy racer who's shredding his tires on the streets when riding around with a bunch of 250s

I'm not sure what story is sadder, but I only buy the straight line pansy one

Edit: I take it back, I can buy his story. But my guess is he just bought take offs from someone who actually does race, then rode it so straight on the street that it didn't even scrub off the balled up rubber on the edge.

"I shred bike tires on the street cause i'm a boss" - lawl

All the fantasies in the world

wont ever change the fact

that you ride a gutless piece of shit that you dropped

while I'm a real man riding a real man's bike

[TruthfulLiar]

while I'm a real man riding a real man's bike

...

[seremtan]

so this is where all the faux alpha butthurt went to