shit that pisses me off

[shaft]

Punks who think they have to prove themselves whenever we roll or even drill on that mats, who try and be "hardcore" by cranking armbars fast and squeezing a choke even though the other guy is coughing and gasping. These guys think they're the shit; but I know for a fact none of them can fight standup. And I wouldn't be giving them black eyes and busted lips in standup just because I can, that's stupid - but they like to act tough and do it on the mat, and that pisses me the fuck off.


Edit: And I hate you fucking dutch bastards too. Take your j's and umlauts and fucking shove it.

[GONNAFISTYA]

[shaft]

What's my problem with the dutch? They're horrid, horrid people. I like to pretend Bas Rutten isn't dutch, I tell people that he was just born there, but quickly moved out of the country. I have no idea if that's true, but it must be since he isn't a ****.

Also, I hate it when you're grappling a fat guy, you get swept, and you end up somewhere and you can't tell what's going on - it's dark, hot, cramped, and smelly, and your mind reels with the possibility that you've been swept into the man's anal cavity, and you just want to tap to get the **** out of wherever you are and to make sure you never get there again.

[scared?]

shut up...

[shaft]

Sounds like someone is bitter that they have a vagina. Don't deny it, I know why you "no contact" guys like "finger strikes" so much.

[scared?]

me...7 kids...u...0...

ur gay...i win...next...

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol 7 kids...
ur wife's sloppy pie can probably park a truck...

[Nightshade]

shaft tranes UFC

[Ryoki]

tranes

[MKJ]

we have umlauts? germ0

[Nightshade]

tranes

TROLLING IS A ART

[Ryoki]

i dictionaried that shit and everything, too

[Nightshade]

rofl @ Dutchees and their dictionary culture

[Tsakali]

know what pisses me off? when a hurricane hits and there's one gas station to a zip code, and there is a line forming in the street with 4 foot gaps in between.

[Plan B]

Nah, what really pisses you off is that apparently negroids and greeks in Nawleans can't get their shit together.
Protect your domain you fucking losers, without crying for Obama-help.

[shaft]

random q3w irc log snippet from 2004

• Session Start: Thu Jul 01 13:53:15 2004
  Session Ident: #quake3world
  (13:53:15) ((
  (13:53:15) —› now talking in: (#quake3world)
  (13:53:15) ((
  (13:53:15) —› topic: (< Quake 3 World - SPOILER WARNING SPIDER MAN IS PETER PARKER>)
  (13:53:15) —› set by: (Pooly) on (Thursday July 01 2004 06:32:05)
  (14:04:49) —› join: (JasonStatham) (~hardcore@dsl-208-161-106-49.dsl.easystreet.com)
  (14:04:49) —› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+v JasonStatham)
  (14:17:06) (@plainer) Hi lyer
  (14:17:07) (@plainer) :-D
  (14:17:07) (@plainer) o shit he took off
  (14:19:48) (+DRuM^) {!_!}
  (14:20:26) (+JasonStatham) hi
  (14:21:00) (+DRuM^) ho
  (14:21:06) (@sys0p) hi
  (14:21:46) (+JasonStatham) sys0p, read this thread
  (14:22:40) (+JasonStatham) http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthr ... adid=14254
  (14:23:13) (+JasonStatham) things get better after post 1
  (14:23:35) (@sys0p) ok
  (14:23:58) (+JasonStatham) I can't believe a dutch person had the fucking gall to post in there
  (14:28:48) (@Telsa) WHOAT?!
  (14:28:55) (@Telsa) Wait, what in the FUCK?!
  (14:29:10) (@Telsa) Who allowed Dutch folk to post on the internet?!
  (14:29:17) (@[ASCIIART]Kn0wFuRy) hiya Tesla
  (14:29:21) (@Telsa) Oh hey KF
  (14:29:45) (+JasonStatham) oh hi there tesla
  (14:31:25) (@sys0p) whats the gb update?
  (14:32:56) (+JasonStatham) stability I think
  (14:32:58) (+JasonStatham) want to play?
  (14:33:26) (+farad) I heard the dutch paid al gore for 49% of the internet

[GONNAFISTYA]

Yep...just as boring as I remembered it.

[Tsakali]

Protect your domain you fucking losers, without crying for Obama-help.

LOL you suggesting I should stop hurricanes from happening? someone ban this moron.

[LawL]

Looks like shaft discovered Sherdog.

[Eraser]

Uninspiring chatlogs from 2004 and still remebering whats in them? really? cmon.

[shaft]

What are you trying to say Jerry?

[4days]

MSDN - trying to find stuff on there is like walking through dresden in the spring of '45

[obsidian]

People who abruptly stop and stand at the top or bottom of public stairwells or escalators, almost certainly so that they can tweet some shit about how they are having a hard time gulping down air after a flight of stairs, when they would rather be gulping down cheeseburgers into the black void of their fat gullets. Do everyone a favour and shove that phone as deep down that gullet as it will go and choke on it so that people behind you can clamber over your fetid lardaceous corpse and get to work on time.

[Doombrain]

u mad?

[seremtan]

grr so much rage