shaft wrote:
I completely shit all over your herp face. You've got nothing.
You're obsessed with this place and everyone in it. Yeah, I've posted regularly for 13 years. You posted, got mad, hacked the board, was banned..and then spent almost a decade asking raw to unban you, creating alts and getting more angry.
I owned your last alt off this board and you hid for 3 months and started posting again with this one. Never ending cycle of obsessive meltdowns. You triple my post count every time you create an alt. Carebear
Come on, dude.. You're raging.
I haven't spoken to raw since at least 2005, when you say I "hacked" the board, you mean I was given Elk's password by someone. My last altnic was LOL INTERNET. Unless you're talking about yeahso? That's not really an altnic, given that I told Dark Metal, and everyone else that it was me. I'd still be posting with it if I hadn't lost the password.
Look at this from my point of view. I didn't post here for SEVEN YEARS.
SEVEN YEARS. And you're STILL mad. I don't even remember you. I literally have no clue who you are. I know you from now-that's it. It's not like I vaguely remember your name, I literally have no knowledge of your existence. Yet you have an entire mental database of information on me. You know me so well that you've even chosen to bastardise that information in order to use it against me. You have pictures of me on your harddrive from THIRTEEN YEARS AGO, you know specific events that occurred in my life, and you've chosen to remember it for nearly TEN YEARS (despite making fun of other people for having obscure memories of other posters). Do you know how fucking lame that is? How much you'd have to really care to consider near decade-old information as credible or even worth bringing up? What you shit over is your own attempts to convince anyone that you aren't utterly wrapped up in whatever it is about me that threatens you so deeply.
So dude, don't talk about being obsessed. You have a legitimate boner for me, and the amount of effort you spend, the amount of decade-old shit you're willing to bring up in some weak attempt to "get me back" is only evidence of that. You care more than any single person has ever cared about anything else in the history of this board.
In those eight years, I've lived in other countries, owned properties, lost properties, run businesses, lost businesses, fathered children, built a family, moved house, changed jobs and built a successful career. Do you really think, that entire time, I was thinking "Shit, I wish I could post at Q3W..."? You fucking idiot.
Even if I didn't reply to this. If I just let your last post hang, I'd fucking own you. I do fucking own you. I've lived rent free in your mind for nearly a decade. And all that time, I didn't even know you fucking existed--the worst part about all of this is that I don't even know you well enough to care how much I fucking own you. It's bittersweet.
You're raging, bro, and this is a workout thread, you need to stop being intimidated by my masculinity and do some curls or something.
Also, you look like you sweat lard, and your chin looks like a dish scrubber.
