i always hated the Schwarzenegger version. does that mean I'll like the new one?

Total Recall Remake#1 (pretty sure they'll remake this again someday. not sure though) = 3/10 - Fucking garbage. Basically a series of chase scenes punctuated with horrible acting, with Kate Beckinsale being uncharacteristically fucking horrible. She really should stop taking the lead roles in her worthless husband's movie projects. God he's horrible. The production design and VFX were top-notch as expected because that's all this movie offers and where they spent most of the money. TBH the film had a very Blade Runnerish look to it, so they don't have to remake that movie now...it's been done. It's funny...this remade, rehashed, predictable POS was produced by a company called "Original Film"...hilarious.

Here...I'll save you two hours and twenty bucks if you just watch this clip from Siggraph 2000. I mean seriously...the production design is the same right down to the robot police.



There...now you've basically seen the Total Recall remake #1. From a short clip made twelve fucking years ago.

To those of you who will snobbishly state "I'll wait until I see it to judge it" (knowing full well you probably won't enjoy it as much as Arnie's version) and who go out and pay money to these remake-whoring assholes: fuck you. No seriously...fuck you. You're the reason Hollywood sucks.

I downloaded a cam copy because that's all this garbage deserves. Er...actually it doesn't even deserve viewing.

I've never seen anyone get their jimmies as rustled by a movie as you. I don't for a second think the remake could ever be as good as the original, if not only because there will only ever be one Arnold. But that doesn't mean I'm automatically filled with venomous hatred towards it. What's amazing is that even though you had already decided you were going to despise every single thing about this movie, you were still so incredibly eager to watch it that you downloaded it at the first possible opportunity and actually endured watching a shitty cam copy. Personally I'll just wait however long it takes for the Bluray rip to come out because I really don't give a fuck.

By the way, waiting to actually see a movie before deciding whether you like it or not isn't being snobby. It's called being normal.

I cut myself with a meat knife preparing lunch today. So I cleaned the wound and dug all the crap out of it as quickly as I could, so that the pain would be over asap and I could get on with the rest of my day. I guess that's why I watched it...to get it over with.

Idiocracy was right all along. In the future, the only movie that Hollywood ever makes will be a 3 hour feature of someone farting at the camera. It'll be released every 3 months and they won't even bother acknowledging the remade/sequel/braindead nature of it and simply name every film "Ass". People will love it and spend their money on it and even then, there will still be a moron like you who will defend it.

Seriously dude...you've posted here in the past your passion for film and mine is no less than yours. Shall I quote the stuff you've posted regarding films you give shit about? stfu.

Besides...it really has nothing to do with a lack of Arnie or any other connection to the original. It's simply a really shit film cynically cranked out because of brand recognition. For someone who professes to love movies, crap like this should piss you off, too.

And besides...I really am trying to save you money.

You didn't know it was "a really shit film" until you saw it, but had already decided beforehand that you hated it. That's what I find weird, combined with immediately watching a shitty cam version asap of a film you had already taken such a strong negative stance against. It could have been the greatest cinematic masterpiece of the modern century and you'd have still found a reason to despise it. And you're not saving me any money, Bluray rips are free.

Anyway if you feel the need to strongly hate on so many films then go for your life, I'd rather just disregard or not watch movies I don't like. There's too many amazing films to appreciate on so many levels.

Iron Sky was terrible

The Hunger Games = 6/10 - Feels like it was written by a 14 year old girl for other 14 years old girls to watch. I have no idea why everyone says it's great when you could guess the entire story five seconds after the participants were announced. It's entertaining but it's been done many times before.

yeah, that's another YA novel that didn't really work well as a film.

fuck u...

What's with the F word? Way to welcome someone!