Live chat with a bot or not?

[Ryoki]

The bot i created was ahead of its time
Managed to fool many a moron online
But i didn’t actually
Create anything factually
Just made it up so i could see people whine

[Κracus]

I never said I created it. Just that I set one up for ICQ, AIM and in an IRC channel. I did add over a thousand lines of AIML code as well as removing a lot. So it was very custom.

[Dark Metal]

You can always tell when Kracus' life is in turmoil. His stories get more and more out of control.

[obsidian]

Next he's going to tell us about how he beat that bitch ALICE with a lead pipe because she tried to steal his crack money which he needed to invest in stocks of a company that runs call centers staffed by Hell's Angels.

[Κracus]

I'm guessing that took you far longer to come up with than you're willing to admit.

[xer0s]

Whiskey, I think it's a bot...

[Κracus]

not a bot, also I destroyed your online times in Horizon.

[xer0s]

What the fuck is Horizon?

[Κracus]

lol sorry, I always confuse you and Zer0san for some reason...

[Whiskey 7]

[rant]

I seemingly never learn

Even though, and perhaps an old fart by some measures, silly me tried to get a telephone and broadband connected via the Telco to a new address and again wasted 45 minutes of my life interacting/typing

Where has Customer Service gone I ask?

I want to call, but a product for probably (AUD)$2K (2 year contract) and I have to wait on hold for (seemingly ) an eternity or talk (read type) to a staff member and get nowhere

Guess I got to wait on hold

[/rant]

[Don Carlos]

I'm pretty sure SoM couldn't tell the difference between a phone book and a wheel of cheese.

[Whiskey 7]

Well I waited on hold for a while and got a responsive (real) person of a different nationality but we worked together for 22 minutes.

We discussed options/plans etc. and he has promised to call 14 Jan, about 2 weeks before we move residence, so crossing fingers.

On another note I dropped into the Telco store in a shopping centre to have a little fun with the young chap there offering to assist me.

In the end I was right, nice, he was happy and me, well still trusting all goes well with moving house

Good karma my way people.....

[Κracus]

Congrats man!