which q3w member is most likely to kill themself?...

[YourGrandpa]

Mancant just killed himself as his family cheered him on.

[menkent]

you're tampa area, right? there are places that can help: http://www.northsidemhc.org/
or maybe you could start with a weighted blanket? they apparently help both Down's Syndrome and Alzheimer's... perfect for you

[Captain]

you're tampa area, right? there are places that can help: http://www.northsidemhc.org/
or maybe you could start with a weighted blanket? they apparently help both Down's Syndrome and Alzheimer's... perfect for you

Better get one for his cross-eyed mongo kid as well.

[YourGrandpa]

you're tampa area, right? there are places that can help: http://www.northsidemhc.org/
or maybe you could start with a weighted blanket? they apparently help both Down's Syndrome and Alzheimer's... perfect for you

So you've been doing preventative research? Don't waste any more time or money. You're really not worth it. Your family would be much happier if you were no longer sucking up their air.

[YourGrandpa]

Better get one for his cross-eyed mongo kid as well.

You still trying to get something to mate with you or have you rightfully given up?

[seremtan]

"rightfully"

i love how gwamps uses english words incorrectly, in order to demonstrate his semi-literacy

[YourGrandpa]

What's your problem now? Something not sitting well today? Did you not get enough fiber in your diet, gout acting up, low blood sugar, almost dead? What?

[Dark Metal]

Gwampage!

[Transient]

[YourGrandpa]

[seremtan]

What's your problem now? Something not sitting well today? Did you not get enough fiber in your diet, gout acting up, low blood sugar, almost dead? What?

only a flailing clown would think that your sub-literate retardese is a product of my diet

YourColonpa

[LawL]

He doesn't have anything that would make me or the average adult jealous.

Better old man?

Some interesting and irrefutable facts for you to mull over:

I'm better looking than you.
I'm taller than you.
I'm more muscular than you.
I have lower bodyfat than you.
I'm more intelligent than you.
I'm richer than you.
I'm younger than you.
I live in a better country than you.
I have more hair than you.
I have more parents than you.
I have less chins than you.
I'm more tanned than you.
I've had sex with less men than you.

[obsidian]

I have more parents than you.

[YourGrandpa]

YourColonpa

So you have colon cancer? Thant's too bad. But you deserve it.

[YourGrandpa]

Some interesting and irrefutable facts for you to mull over:

I'm ugly to all women.
I'm shorter than most.
I think I'm muscular.
I have a gunt.
I'm a drop-out.
I'm living with my parents.
I'm too old to be living with my parents.
I live in a country of convicts.
I have less hair than most men my age.
Did I say I live with my parents?
I'm less intelligent.
I'm proud of a tan, because that's the only thing I own.
I can't even get men to have sex with me.

Sad indeed.

[LawL]

I know but you should use it as motivation to better yourself instead of being saddened by it.

[YourGrandpa]

I know but you should use it as motivation to better yourself instead of being saddened by it.

I'd have to fall off the ladder of life and hit every rung on the way down to end up at your level.

[YourGrandpa]

BawL some more.

[LawL]

Calm down Gramps, no one expects you to have such a superior life as mine.

[YourGrandpa]

It's also okay with everyone that you don't.

[LawL]

But the facts prove otherwise. Irrefutable facts too... they're always the best kind.

[YourGrandpa]

You haven't provided any "facts" to refute.

[LawL]

Except for the list of irrefutable facts I provided.

[seremtan]

strictly speaking, facts can't actually be refuted

[YourGrandpa]

True. Po-boy thinks he's actually provided something that could be considered a fact. When he's actually provided nothing. i.e. "You haven't provided any "facts" to refute." Notice the "" around facts.