Car port conversion...

[scared?]

Project grew... Like my cock...

Did i mention fucking electricians suck balls?...

[mrd]

Nice work... yeah electricians ain't cheap, that's why I learned how to do that shit myself! The only thing I'd ever get an electrician to do is connecting the line from the city to the main panel. If you're just wiring basic circuits or even a sub-panel, it's fairly basic shit. Just make sure you don't skimp out or your house will burn down

[YourGrandpa]

Run out into your front yard screaming, "Vamonos la migra, vamanos la migra!!!".

[scared?]

No electricians suck balls cuz they never call back...I have called more than 10 since last wednesday and not a single call back...wtf morons?...

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol I learned how to be an electrician in 9th grade shop class. I had the highest absenteeism in that class and yet still finished all my projects before anyone else and got the highest mark. Manual labour is for people who can't think.

[YourGrandpa]

Give me a dimensional drawing of what you want to do and I'll put together a material list along with simple how to instructions.

Make sure to paypal me $500.00 up front though.

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol he'll send you one of his kids as payment. Don't worry, he'll make more.

[YourGrandpa]

No thanks.

[Captain]

Looking at pics of Gramps' kid, I'd take that offer and start over.

[scared?]

So I was checking out the new roof and I noticed an 110 outlet coming from the hvac unit...wtf can I use this outlet? That would be a bonus!...

[YourGrandpa]

Plug something into it and see if it works.

FFS you act like radiation is in an electrical outlet.

[scared?]

It's a 17 year old unit on the roof. Why would it have an outlet coming from it? Is that some sort of code thang?...

[YourGrandpa]

Commonly known as a maintenance outlet. A place for someone to plug in a tool while working on rooftop equipment.

[scared?]

awesome...i win...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

what a moron.

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol that shitshack is gonna collapse and slide down the embankment into the ditch.


Then Willie will shoot go0f in the face.

[YourGrandpa]

Willie isn't for guns, he's for weed.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Shut it, hillbilly.

[YourGrandpa]

Hillbilly? Florida doesn't have hills.

[scared?]

But it's full of toothless trailer trash...

[YourGrandpa]

True. Better known as tornado magnets.

[scared?]

Electricians just left....5 new 110 outlets, 3 way light switch, new 220 for ac, outdoor gcfi, and porch light...

U mad?...

[YourGrandpa]

U broke?

[scared?]

Hehe it was $700...seems like a steal...roof was just $2300...I'm a master negotiator...

[YourGrandpa]

Masturbater, maybe.

Not sure about the scope of either job. But it does sound like you may have spent too much on the roof and paid full retail for the electrical work.

But you're rich so it doesn't matter...