SANTA CLAUS Time for a change: time for a full beard...

[Whiskey 7]

It is time for a change and I am thinking it is time to grow a full beard.

Thinking like this
_________

_________ but more likely this _________

Discuss?

[Eraser]

In the US that first beard will get you arrested on suspicion of being a terrorist

[U4EA]

Do it. My father's had the most awful moustache his whole life. Half a year ago, my brother and I convinced him to grow a full beard instead, and he looks pretty damn classy with it.

[seremtan]

yeah Egayser's right: #1 is a terrorist beard. you could hide AKs, RPG-7s and a burning hatred of the West in there no problem

[Don Carlos]

Beards are awesome

[LawL]

[SplEEb]

I don't like beards, they tickle my ballzac.

[menkent]

In the US that first beard will get you arrested on suspicion of being a terrorist

nah, he'll just throw on some skinny jeans and a fedora and everyone will assume he's just having a massive hipster midlife crisis.

[SoM]

i just shaved mine off, too itchy

[SplEEb]

i just shaved mine off, too itchy

a/s/l h/m/s

[SoM]

no homo

[mrd]

Beards are sweet. Just keep it trimmed properly otherwise you will look like a caveman!

[scared?]

Beards are gay, gross and itchy...

[mrd]

Sounds like you don't know how to keep it trimmed properly, caveman.

[seremtan]

geoff going down on his wife must be like a chopper landing in Vietnam. i bet he even has his buds over to help him make sure the DZ is secure before heading down into the 'bunker complex'

[SoM]

[Whiskey 7]

....terrorist .... damn classy & awesome

.....like a chopper landing in Vietnam

Beards are sweet. Just keep it trimmed properly otherwise you will look like a caveman!

Might be time for a trim, as a unkempt in spots but I am looking more like #2 everyday

a/s/l h/m/s
age sex location but h/m/s means what?

[Captain]

hours/minutes/seconds

[SoM]

hit me

[Captain]

Idiot.

[SoM]

says the guy cleaning gutters in a storm

[LawL]

geoff going down on his wife must be like a chopper landing in Vietnam. i bet he even has his buds over to help him make sure the DZ is secure before heading down into the 'bunker complex'

[Captain]

says the guy cleaning gutters in a storm

Says the retard that got his gutters cleaned by 300 convicts.

[SoM]

better that then getting hit by lightning

[Captain]

So first you get reamed by 300 convicts, then get hit by lightning? Moron.