http://www.counterpunch.org/2013/03/04/ ... -the-f-35/
A somewhat dry read that details some of the bigger technical problems with the F-35. The entertainment is in details such as:
Given the F-35’s basic design, it’s not just 30mm shells that pose a threat: any 20mm, 7.62mm, 5.56mm round from the ground or fragments from the smallest of shoulder-launched antiaircraft missiles penetrating the F-35’s skin could trigger catastrophic loss of aircraft. The –A and –C variants have massive volumes of fuel surrounding the engine inlets, and the 270-volt electrical system provides ample charge for a fatal spark in the air/fuel mixture. Since the fuel is also being used as a heat sink to cool avionics and other systems (and has considerable trouble doing so on hot summer days), it is already at an elevated temperature. Furthermore, this pre-heated and volatile fuel is being used as the operating liquid in the –B’s “fueldraulic system” that swivels the extremely hot engine exhaust nozzle during STOVL mode. What happens when a stray rifle bullet nicks a fueldraulic line and raw fuel sprays at 4000 psi into the broiling engine bay next to the 1500-1700 degree exhaust nozzle?
and
Vertical-landing ‘pads will be exposed to 1700 deg. F and high velocity (Mach 1) exhaust,’ the report says. The exhaust will melt asphalt and ‘is likely to spall the surface of standard airfield concrete pavements on the first VL.’ (The report leaves to the imagination what jagged chunks of spalled concrete will do in a supersonic blast field.)”
Yes, apparently under the right circumstances this plane can be turned into a fireball by shooting a single bullet at it from a 50 year old rifle. And yes, the plane destroys any surface it lands on vertically, with tremendous risk to anyone in the area, the pilot and the plane itself. It's also not capable of landing on carriers, there's unacceptable lag between the computer and the electronic visor the pilot uses, it cannot defend itself at close range (not that it matters because at this stage every weapon platform fitted on the thing is either completely untested or causes unexpected failures in the plane), the goddamn ejection seats don't work, etc etc etc.
Fuck me gently

Thank god they're a steal at 500 million a piece, can't really go wrong then.
