How will Geoff die?
Re: How will Geoff die?
Probably from boredom after reading your post.
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Case of the murder of Geoff Leach, Austin City Police Dept. Texas.
Geoff Leach goes missing for 16 days unnoticed before his body is found in the diaper trash, wearing nothing but an apron and rubber gloves. Coroner's report indicates foul play. Police do not suspect the wife since she has no motive as she is the single earner in the household and controls all the money. Kids might have something to do with the murder, but since the kids have pooped on and broken everything in the house, there isn't sufficient evidence that can be collected. The wife's secret boyfriend becomes the primary suspect, but he has a rock hard alibi seeing as how he was in his home in Australia at the time of the murder. Little else is known about the victim since he is a jobless recluse with conspiracy theory delusions, who spends his days washing dishes, and frequenting a video game forum on his wife's iPhone. Several video game forum members are questioned, but their only relationship with the suspect is in responding to the victim's nonsensical rantings of, "no u" and "i win". From there, the case goes cold and is closed as an unsolved crime. Having spent an exhausting 15 minutes on the case, the officers in charge of the investigation shrug and drive back to the doughnut shop.
End report.
Geoff Leach goes missing for 16 days unnoticed before his body is found in the diaper trash, wearing nothing but an apron and rubber gloves. Coroner's report indicates foul play. Police do not suspect the wife since she has no motive as she is the single earner in the household and controls all the money. Kids might have something to do with the murder, but since the kids have pooped on and broken everything in the house, there isn't sufficient evidence that can be collected. The wife's secret boyfriend becomes the primary suspect, but he has a rock hard alibi seeing as how he was in his home in Australia at the time of the murder. Little else is known about the victim since he is a jobless recluse with conspiracy theory delusions, who spends his days washing dishes, and frequenting a video game forum on his wife's iPhone. Several video game forum members are questioned, but their only relationship with the suspect is in responding to the victim's nonsensical rantings of, "no u" and "i win". From there, the case goes cold and is closed as an unsolved crime. Having spent an exhausting 15 minutes on the case, the officers in charge of the investigation shrug and drive back to the doughnut shop.
End report.
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Re: How will Geoff die?
qftshaft wrote:Probably from boredom after reading your post.
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Re: How will Geoff die?
Geoff realizes that all this time he's actually been a woman, his wife finds out, divorces him and he commits suicide by taunting Willie Nelson's tour bus.
Re: How will Geoff die?
some boring disease as an old man with a some kids that love him and one or two that's an absolute twat
Re: How will Geoff die?
Either from starvation because he can't afford food, an AIDS related illness or his wife eats him.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
Re: How will Geoff die?
obsidian wrote:Case of the murder of Geoff Leach, Austin City Police Dept. Texas.
Geoff Leach goes missing for 16 days unnoticed before his body is found in the diaper trash, wearing nothing but an apron and rubber gloves. Coroner's report indicates foul play. Police do not suspect the wife since she has no motive as she is the single earner in the household and controls all the money. Kids might have something to do with the murder, but since the kids have pooped on and broken everything in the house, there isn't sufficient evidence that can be collected. The wife's secret boyfriend becomes the primary suspect, but he has a rock hard alibi seeing as how he was in his home in Australia at the time of the murder. Little else is known about the victim since he is a jobless recluse with conspiracy theory delusions, who spends his days washing dishes, and frequenting a video game forum on his wife's iPhone. Several video game forum members are questioned, but their only relationship with the suspect is in responding to the victim's nonsensical rantings of, "no u" and "i win". From there, the case goes cold and is closed as an unsolved crime. Having spent an exhausting 15 minutes on the case, the officers in charge of the investigation shrug and drive back to the doughnut shop.
End report.
Roofles
Re: How will Geoff die?
obsidian wrote:Case of the murder of Geoff Leach, Austin City Police Dept. Texas.
Geoff Leach goes missing for 16 days unnoticed before his body is found in the diaper trash, wearing nothing but an apron and rubber gloves. Coroner's report indicates foul play. Police do not suspect the wife since she has no motive as she is the single earner in the household and controls all the money. Kids might have something to do with the murder, but since the kids have pooped on and broken everything in the house, there isn't sufficient evidence that can be collected. The wife's secret boyfriend becomes the primary suspect, but he has a rock hard alibi seeing as how he was in his home in Australia at the time of the murder. Little else is known about the victim since he is a jobless recluse with conspiracy theory delusions, who spends his days washing dishes, and frequenting a video game forum on his wife's iPhone. Several video game forum members are questioned, but their only relationship with the suspect is in responding to the victim's nonsensical rantings of, "no u" and "i win". From there, the case goes cold and is closed as an unsolved crime. Having spent an exhausting 15 minutes on the case, the officers in charge of the investigation shrug and drive back to the doughnut shop.
End report.
black ppl are always so funny ...Re: How will Geoff die?
auto-erotic asphyxiation
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Re: How will Geoff die?
riding his pig
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Is this the thread about the massive man love of me on this msgboard?... Understandable...
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^^
You sir, are an imposter. The real Geoff was killed approximately 3 years ago by my pups. They discovered that his body was not filled with blood, but with some kind of tasty strawberry jelly and they lost control.
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You sir, are an imposter. The real Geoff was killed approximately 3 years ago by my pups. They discovered that his body was not filled with blood, but with some kind of tasty strawberry jelly and they lost control.
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Re: How will Geoff die?
What's death gonna do cept piss me off?...
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Re: How will Geoff die?
This one is obvious. AIDS.
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in a fire with his car port conversion
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i remember your contributions to the Donny's car thread. you can do better than thissurgeon62 wrote:[lvlshot]http://www.budgetgraphics.com/misc/IvanOliverGeoff.jpg[/lvlshot]
