I've always wanted to be a doctor

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Ryoki
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I've always wanted to be a doctor

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There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, they say. Except perhaps a man in the depths of an ether binge who is attempting open heart surgery. Behold:



Wonderful!
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Have you consumed enough ether..? A small whiff won't do it, you need to inhale it properly. Douse a sock in that shit and put in on your face for a while, hang back for a few minutes and take deep breaths, let the fumes do their work.
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old
as in, this was a game way back on the appleII.
wasnt any fun then either.
in short, fuck you guyblowki.
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You don't even drink coffee, you'll never understand this game. It's not for the likes of you.
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Memphis wrote:I have tried and failed in understanding as to why this 'game' exists.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1 ... _2013_ama/
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Ryoki wrote:Have you consumed enough ether..? A small whiff won't do it, you need to inhale it properly. Douse a sock in that shit and put in on your face for a while, hang back for a few minutes and take deep breaths, let the fumes do their work.
Aint nothin like a good huff on a sock or rag.
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U would be amazed how dumb some doctors are...
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Well no shit. They studied the same thing for 6-8 years and then they're consumed with their job for 30+ years, while the rest of us are having many different experiences...
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...such as the joys of huffing on rags soaked in ether.
Let's stay on topic here folks, goddamnit.
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27 minutes of this shit?

fuck u...
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lol rage quit, RvB ?. Same dudes doing the commentary chronicled the life of the Halo soldiers at blood gulch outpost.
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Ryoki wrote:Ive always wanted to be a doctor

And lawl wanted to be a lawyer...

But both of u r lifeless looosers now...coincidence?...
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Looks like Geoff is still angry about being unemployed and poor.
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Not at all...I just like to laff at the less fortunate like u... :olo: ...
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scared? wrote:U would be amazed how dumb some doctors are...
They gave you the wrong aids medication again?
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scared? wrote:Not at all...I just like to laff at the less fortunate like u... :olo: ...
So you've come to terms with being unemployed and poor? lol ok.
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Memphis wrote:I have tried and failed in understanding as to why this 'game' exists.
Oh come on, it's not meant to be taken seriously. It's obvious the game doesn't even take itself seriously. I've seen a couple of gameplay vids of people playing this game and depending on the whackyness and enthusiasm of the player, a lot of laughs were to be had.
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you could say that about any game. some people play DayZ like it's seriouz biznessss, while others just drive a bus around the coast and hide dead cows for lulz
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seremtan wrote:you could say that about any game. some people play DayZ like it's seriouz biznessss, while others just drive a bus around the coast and hide dead cows for lulz
That's not a valid comparison. DayZ takes itself very seriously. It's primary intention is not comedy.

People are dismissing surgeon simulator 2013 because it holds very little gameplay value, the controls are a complete mess or because there's simply no point to it. But the truth is, all these three things are intentional. What might help to understand this is to know that the game was built in 48 hours during the Global Game Jam 2013, so it was never developed as a triple-A big hitter title or anything. Consider it a creative doodle, something akin to a joke, rather than something aspiring to be the next Call of Duty. I don't believe the game is intended to be played seriously for long stretches of time. You boot it up, fuck around a bit with it, have a laugh and move on.
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