Attention Q3W morons...you'll be safe with me...

[scared?]

FYI dipshits...if we are ever hangin out together, no need to worry about dying...some fat whore came over today and we all got CPR certified...can also correctly do abdonimal thrust but no certs for that...

Lol poor ppl dont get CPR certified... ...

[Scourge]

I've been CPR certified for years now. Little slow aren't you?

[Transient]

Yeah, I got CPR certified when I was 16.

[scared?]

It's probably expired for u morons so no me...

[axbaby]

no cpr for me , I know where your mouth has been wrapped around.

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol what poor idiot didn't know CPR before today?

[Scourge]

It's probably expired for u morons so no me...

I get re-certified every couple of years. So, fuck u......

[xer0s]

I'm a certified trainer and do classes regularly...

[scared?]

I'm a certified trainer and do classes regularly...

lol poor ppl!...

[plained]

HALP I NEEDS CEEPEEAARRZZ! :dROOL:

[losCHUNK]

lol, did she take you through manual handling lvls 1 and 2 aswell ?, Health and Safety ?

[xer0s]

I'm a certified trainer and do classes regularly...

lol poor ppl!...

lol, no...

[Whiskey 7]

It's probably expired for u morons so no me...

I get re-certified every couple of years. So, fuck u......

Reminds me to get done again
BTW, I make sure the Mrs gets done too. I do expect she saves me

I think I did my first (Surf Life Saving) CPR & Water Rescue Certificates when I was 10 or 12 years old and recently, well 4 or 5 years ago, did the St Johns Ambulance First Aid Certificate.

Well worth it and trust I never need it: Never a Boy Scout but believe in being prepared.

[Tsakali]

pft just watch a few youtube videos, you'll collect enough information to do it right.

[xer0s]

Maybe. The training I do does include several videos, but nothing can compare to hands on training with a dummy. Plus you have the classroom environment where you can ask questions...

[SoM]

lol scared paid his whale wife to get certed ...

[LawL]

Geoff's gonna' die when he tips over in his wheelchair and Orca starts pounding away on his chest.

[Tsakali]

Maybe. The training I do does include several videos, but nothing can compare to hands on training with a dummy. Plus you have the classroom environment where you can ask questions...

that's why I said 'few'... basically , all videos put together tempt to put forth a pretty step by step comprehensive demonstration.... where one video skimps on, the other fills in. then again, maybe not, but I'm pretty sure I could administer it and not kill someone because of my technique.

[scared?]

They are already dead so u can't kill them...moron...

[mrd]

What's the success rate of CPR? 15%? Waste of time.

[losCHUNK]

Free watch though

[xer0s]

What's the success rate of CPR? 15%? Waste of time.

You're not far off. But you may think differently when one of your loved ones is laying there dying or dead. You're giving them their best last chance...

[scared?]

And they die anyways...meh...

[xer0s]

As dumb as Geoff is, this is actually one of the smartest things he's ever done. If you're married, there's a decent chance one of you will die in front of the other. It's good for both to know how to administer CPR, so you're not just helpless, watching him/her die...

[MKJ]