Fork stuck in penis

[Eraser]

Only in Australia.

Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap. The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ. He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.

But the utensil became stuck.

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-new ... 2s5w2.html

[Don Carlos]

Lawls Dad?

[Eraser]

At 70 I guess his grandpa.

[mrd]

Lawl?

FTFY

[Eraser]

For some reason, this incident became the topic of conversation at work. It then reminded me of this story by Chuck Palahniuk (best known for writing the script for Fightclub) called "Guts". It was posted here on Q3W years ago. I never succeeded in ejecting it completely from my mind.

Read it if you want. But be warned that you shouldn't be too finicky about the goriest details in there.

[Mat Linnett]

Guts is one of those rare pieces that actually made me physically queasy reading it. I'm glad I was sat down at the time.
I've never looked at sweetcorn the same way since.

You heard they're apparently making a movie of Haunted, the book Guts is from?
Yeah, I can see THAT going down well in cinemas.

[Eraser]

Yeah I think this GIF I stole from seremtan is appropriate here

[losCHUNK]

Just reading the title makes my pubes ache