Gramps what are your bank account details?

[YourGrandpa]

You been dancing around paying off a bet you made for days. I've given you multiple ways to pay off your debt. What's the problem?

[LawL]

No problem at all. Just post your bank account details and we're good to go.

[YourGrandpa]

Western Union? Can you figure that out? Or do you have yet another excuse?

[LawL]

Bank transfer Gramps. I've already got my internet banking open and ready to roll. Let's do this.

[YourGrandpa]

Send to a U.S. western union location in the 34986 zip code. I'll pick up the cash. You can pay right from the internet banking you have open.

Next excuse.

[LawL]

Gotta' be bank to bank transfer Gramps. Why are you making this so difficult when I'm trying to help you? Don't you see how ungrateful that looks?

[YourGrandpa]

Why does it have to be a bank transfer? Western Union and PayPal offer way more security for funds transfer. Don't you see how stupid you're being?

[LawL]

Bank to bank is far more secure plus their fee is very honourable by comparison.

[YourGrandpa]

Giving my banking info to strangers on the internet is more secure? LOL! Who cares about fees? Deduct them from what you owe.

This must be Welshing101?

[LawL]

Stranger on the internet? That cuts me deep Gramps. I was under the impression we had built quite the rapport?

[YourGrandpa]

Give me your banking info so I can verify you have the funds to transfer.

[LawL]

You can't attain a person's balance from their account number.

[YourGrandpa]

My bank can verify available funds.

[LawL]

No it can't.

[YourGrandpa]

Sure they can. Just give me your account and routing numbers. You want to pay off your debts don't you?

[LawL]

No they can't Gramps. Maybe you haven't done much banking in your life so you don't understand, but bank account balances are private.

You've asked for money about 50 times for several days, now it's being offered to you and you won't accept it. Don't be so proud, it's ok to accept charity in your time of need.

[YourGrandpa]

I didn't say bank account balance. Maybe you haven't done much reading lately. I said available funds. My bank can check to see if your bank account has the money to cover a transaction. But you've spent the last few days coming up with different reason why you can't honor your debts. Maybe you should just leave the board.

[LawL]

You'll know the balance is available once the funds are in your account. Plus there's no need for concern, I'm fucking loaded.

You've gone back on your offer to post the pics to prove your point, claim you weren't even referring to anything when you mentioned the pics and are now refusing to accept the money you've spent 3 days asking for. Is this how you normally conduct a transaction? If so then Cruella divorce aside, it's no wonder you're broke and have been reduced to begging on the internet.

[YourGrandpa]

Here's that arbitrary pic you so desperately need.
[lvlshot]http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1600x900/orange-abstract/86839/orange-abstract-x-hd-jootix-86839.jpg[/lvlshot]
Now you can send money to one of the various ways previously described or leave. It doesn't make any difference to me.

[Captain]

I am the leader of this bank transfer.

[LawL]

Here's that arbitrary pic you so desperately need.
[lvlshot]http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1600x900/orange-abstract/86839/orange-abstract-x-hd-jootix-86839.jpg[/lvlshot]
Now you can send money to one of the various ways previously described or leave. It doesn't make any difference to me.

Now all you need to do is post your bank account details.

[YourGrandpa]

After you.

[LawL]

You're the one asking for money for 3 days, not me.

[MKJ]

So now you owe eachother $10k.
problem solved.

[Ryoki]

I'm not loaded like Lawl, but i'll chip in - it's painful and degrading to see a q3weer wrestle so with their finances.