Porn star sues rich boy, this is his lawyer's response

[Eraser]

So this is the story of a female porn star who, for did a photoshoot for some adult magazine.
Cue Mr Bilzerian, a rich poker pro dude who chugged the girl off a 1 story high roof into a pool. Porn star breaks her foot, sues Bilzerian for 85 grand.
This is the letter Bilzerian's lawyer wrote to porn star's lawyer. Enjoy:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/224354441/bilzerianletter

[MKJ]

he drank her off a roof?

[SoM]

ahh yes, i remember this

[MKJ]

seriously? pornbanners all over the place brochise.

[Eraser]

Uh, I don't know where you see porn banners, but I'm pretty sure scribd isn't serving them

[Eraser]

he drank her off a roof?

oh and this, yes, I had to look into it, but for some reason I thought chugging was also slang for throwing something in something else and that it wasn't limited to throwing alcoholic beverages into one's mouth.

[MKJ]

Uh, I don't know where you see porn banners, but I'm pretty sure scribd isn't serving them

i edited out SoM's link to the original video.

also, chucking.

[Mat Linnett]

I thought chugging was also slang for throwing something in something else

You're thinking of the act of chucking. I chuck you a ball, you catch it. It's slang for "throw".
Slightly confusingly to those who don't speak the Queen's, to "chuck up" can also refer to the act of vomiting.

[Eraser]

lol okay, noted.

[MKJ]

So, to sum up.
You chug down, and then chuck up.
As a mnemonic, "to chuck up" means "to throw up", ergo chuck and throw are the same.

Next week: feces.

[LawL]

This wasn't thread worthy.

[seremtan]

So this is the story of a female porn star who, for did a photoshoot for some adult magazine.
Cue Mr Bilzerian, a rich poker pro dude who chugged the girl off a 1 story high roof into a pool. Porn star breaks her foot, sues Bilzerian for 85 grand.
This is the letter Bilzerian's lawyer wrote to porn star's lawyer. Enjoy:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/224354441/bilzerianletter

a deeply moving story, offering a profound comment on the human condition

thanks for sharing

cunt

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