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What I think is funny about the whole Consumer Reports thing is, it doesn't seem to be a "Consumer" report. It's a review by the magazine. Because anyone buying an H3 for an econobox fuel bill and race car acceleration is a moron. Everyone buying a Hummer is given the opportunity to do a performance test drive. If they don't like it, they should buy something else. Most people who purchase a hummer do so for style, luxury and safety in every condition.

But hey, everyone can't afford to like them. :olo:
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did you just say.... style.. luxury...safety... ROFL
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my white trash neighbor

has a white hummer

fitting
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5-5-2 is not the correct haiku way

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consumer reports :info:


come on :olo:
it is about time!
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YourGrandpa wrote:Most people who purchase a hummer do so for style, luxury and safety in every condition.
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that sums it up pretty nicely
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hummers are utter shit. funny how gramps is the only q3w member not to see it.
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Grudge wrote:that sums it up pretty nicely


There are 1000's of pic on the internet of every vehicle on the road smashed to bits.

What it sums up is, you're a moron. :olo:
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Doombrain wrote:hummers are utter shit. funny how gramps is the only q3w member not to see it.
Yeah, I'm the only one. :dork:

Sorry, I can't be bothered with match box racers.
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i bet that video was made on a 'mac'
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YourGrandpa wrote:
Grudge wrote:that sums it up pretty nicely


There are 1000's of pic on the internet of every vehicle on the road smashed to bits.

What it sums up is, you're a moron. :olo:
Yes, but look at how much better the school bus fared than your precious monument to wretched excess. :olo:

Safety. Style. Luxury. ROFL.
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YourGrandpa wrote: style, luxury and safety
Style is of course your own personal view, however coming from someone with a puke green house and a nasty yellow PC....

Luxury? from the interior pictures that I have seen, they seem to be pretty standard cars, nowhere near the luxury of a Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Jaguar, etc

Safety, yes they seem very safe, until of course you go round a corner and they roll over.


to sum things up, you allowed your wife to buy a shitty car, when what you should have done is choose something that is safe, rather than something that looks safe.
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YourGrandpa wrote:
Doombrain wrote:hummers are utter shit. funny how gramps is the only q3w member not to see it.
Yeah, I'm the only one. :dork:

Sorry, I can't be bothered with match box racers.
You're right. Millions of other people also think hummers are shite.
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horton wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: style, luxury and safety
Style is of course your own personal view, however coming from someone with a puke green house and a nasty yellow PC....

Luxury? from the interior pictures that I have seen, they seem to be pretty standard cars, nowhere near the luxury of a Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Jaguar, etc

Safety, yes they seem very safe, until of course you go round a corner and they roll over.


to sum things up, you allowed your wife to buy a shitty car, when what you should have done is choose something that is safe, rather than something that looks safe.
1. The H3 has a 5 star crash test rating.
2. Anyone driving like a maniac, is gonna die like one.
3. The H3 I have has a very nice interior.
4. You can have your opinion...
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5 pages of trolling... lol
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horton wrote:puke green house and a nasty yellow PC
not to mention a curry-coloured head and nicotine and/or piss fingers

gramps is a regular rainbow, and i think you know what that means
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well..
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The Void, where threads go to die. :olo:
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Florida, where old rednecks go to die. :olo:
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gayc0k: Where gays go for cock :olo:
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YourTrailerpark, where dumbwits go to feel smart :olo:
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The Void, where q3w comes to nick flame and quote edit.
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