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Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:40 am
by YourGrandpa
What I think is funny about the whole Consumer Reports thing is, it doesn't seem to be a "Consumer" report. It's a review by the magazine. Because anyone buying an H3 for an econobox fuel bill and race car acceleration is a moron. Everyone buying a Hummer is given the opportunity to do a performance test drive. If they don't like it, they should buy something else. Most people who purchase a hummer do so for style, luxury and safety in every condition.

But hey, everyone can't afford to like them. :olo:

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:13 am
by ek
did you just say.... style.. luxury...safety... ROFL

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:15 am
by Foo
Eraser wrote:learning your children what responsibility is, is key.
rarely is the question asked,

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:11 pm
by hate
my white trash neighbor

has a white hummer

fitting

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:16 pm
by Ryoki
5-5-2 is not the correct haiku way

plz fix

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:27 pm
by plained
consumer reports :info:


come on :olo:

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:04 pm
by Captain
YourGrandpa wrote:Most people who purchase a hummer do so for style, luxury and safety in every condition.
Image

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:07 pm
by Grudge
that sums it up pretty nicely

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:17 pm
by Doombrain
hummers are utter shit. funny how gramps is the only q3w member not to see it.

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:59 am
by YourGrandpa
Grudge wrote:that sums it up pretty nicely


There are 1000's of pic on the internet of every vehicle on the road smashed to bits.

What it sums up is, you're a moron. :olo:

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:02 am
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:hummers are utter shit. funny how gramps is the only q3w member not to see it.
Yeah, I'm the only one. :dork:

Sorry, I can't be bothered with match box racers.

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:20 am
by andyman
i bet that video was made on a 'mac'

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:21 am
by Nightshade
YourGrandpa wrote:
Grudge wrote:that sums it up pretty nicely


There are 1000's of pic on the internet of every vehicle on the road smashed to bits.

What it sums up is, you're a moron. :olo:
Yes, but look at how much better the school bus fared than your precious monument to wretched excess. :olo:

Safety. Style. Luxury. ROFL.

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:25 am
by horton
YourGrandpa wrote: style, luxury and safety
Style is of course your own personal view, however coming from someone with a puke green house and a nasty yellow PC....

Luxury? from the interior pictures that I have seen, they seem to be pretty standard cars, nowhere near the luxury of a Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Jaguar, etc

Safety, yes they seem very safe, until of course you go round a corner and they roll over.


to sum things up, you allowed your wife to buy a shitty car, when what you should have done is choose something that is safe, rather than something that looks safe.

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:10 pm
by Doombrain
YourGrandpa wrote:
Doombrain wrote:hummers are utter shit. funny how gramps is the only q3w member not to see it.
Yeah, I'm the only one. :dork:

Sorry, I can't be bothered with match box racers.
You're right. Millions of other people also think hummers are shite.

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:35 pm
by YourGrandpa
horton wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: style, luxury and safety
Style is of course your own personal view, however coming from someone with a puke green house and a nasty yellow PC....

Luxury? from the interior pictures that I have seen, they seem to be pretty standard cars, nowhere near the luxury of a Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Jaguar, etc

Safety, yes they seem very safe, until of course you go round a corner and they roll over.


to sum things up, you allowed your wife to buy a shitty car, when what you should have done is choose something that is safe, rather than something that looks safe.
1. The H3 has a 5 star crash test rating.
2. Anyone driving like a maniac, is gonna die like one.
3. The H3 I have has a very nice interior.
4. You can have your opinion...

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:32 pm
by Fender
5 pages of trolling... lol

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:59 pm
by seremtan
horton wrote:puke green house and a nasty yellow PC
not to mention a curry-coloured head and nicotine and/or piss fingers

gramps is a regular rainbow, and i think you know what that means

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:41 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
well..

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:50 pm
by YourGrandpa
The Void, where threads go to die. :olo:

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:51 pm
by nay0k
Florida, where old rednecks go to die. :olo:

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:32 pm
by Nightshade
gayc0k: Where gays go for cock :olo:

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:47 pm
by seremtan
YourTrailerpark, where dumbwits go to feel smart :olo:

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:41 pm
by Fender
The Void, where q3w comes to nick flame and quote edit.

Re: Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:07 am
by Canidae
The Void - Where Q3W strangled its only child, because it was ugly, red-headed and didn't look like its father.