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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:17 am
by scared?
Should I cut this clump of stupid Fucking Hackberry trees down? Shits in the pool eveytime there's a north wind.... Provides no privacy or shade... Blocks view.... Wife says no...i say fuck her...Well?...

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:21 am
by Whiskey 7
xer0s wrote:I would say someone should bring Whiskey up to speed, but it looks like he's solved the mystery on his own...
So I must have missed this debutant coming out here somehow
No biggie. Just thought it rather suspicious...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:22 am
by plained
does it make a soothing sounds when the winds blow?
does it smell nice?
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:25 am
by Whiskey 7
scared? wrote:Should I cut this clump of stupid Fucking Hackberry trees down? Shits in the pool eveytime there's a north wind.... Provides no privacy or shade... Blocks view.... Wife says no...i say fuck her...Well?...
http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy33 ... 162618.jpg
Heard of
Agent Orange?
That might fix it.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:30 am
by scared?
plained wrote:does it make a soothing sounds when the winds blow?
does it smell nice?
No...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:38 am
by LawL
scared? wrote:Lol no bottom line this time... Lawl is raging...

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Why would your miserable life make me rage? lol dumb poor ppl...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:40 am
by scared?
LawL wrote:Why would your miserable life make me rage? lol dumb poor ppl...
Angry pooron in denial...

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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:53 am
by xer0s
lol, Hackberry is a poor man's tree...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:10 am
by LawL
scared? wrote:Angry pooron in denial...

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Sorry pooron, there's no denying your miserable life.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:34 am
by YourGrandpa
scared? wrote:Should I cut this clump of stupid Fucking Hackberry trees down? Shits in the pool eveytime there's a north wind.... Provides no privacy or shade... Blocks view.... Wife says no...i say fuck her...Well?...

The pool turned out good. You might want to hire a landscaper or consultant for advice.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:43 am
by Tsakali
take a 360 picture from that location, so we can better assess the overall feel of the situation. .
depends on what direction you want to go with this. if you remove the tree, it can give you a feel of openness, or it can make it feel bare naked... kinda like those cheap motel pools next to a highway. there really is no simple answer... do you enjoy the view behind that tree? if you do, I say cut it.. but if the view is mostly shit around the swimming season, I would suggest even placing more trees around the pool, to create a feeling of a hidden private oasis.
does it provide any useful shade in key locations in the swimming season? or does it just shit leaves?
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:51 am
by LawL
I like the chairs to the right of the pool so people can sit and enjoy staring at the above ground wall.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:59 am
by scared?
I pruned that hackberry at the bottom. The space had the feeling of being completely closed off... Cuz it was. But we are on the top of a ridge so cept for that one house which faces away from our place, and is a vacation home... the tree offers no privacy. 0 shade 365.... Morons around here pay $250k plus round here for views like this so I think I know what needs to be done... My wife is a retard though so...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:00 am
by scared?
Aldo... Landscapers and consultants are morons... I can do better... Every time...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:03 am
by scared?
LawL wrote:I like the chairs to the right of the pool so people can sit and enjoy staring at the above ground wall.
Those are bar stools chump... I will be building a 300-400 sqft deck behind those stools in the next week... Stay tuned for the domination... pooron...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:08 am
by LawL
scared? wrote:Morons around here pay $250k plus round here for views like this...
lol that's fucking pathetic. You really are a peasant.
scared? wrote:Those are bar stools chump... I will be building a 300-400 sqft deck behind those stools in the next week... Stay tuned for the domination... pooron...
Enjoy staring at the above ground wall dipshit.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:11 am
by scared?
Of course that $250k would be for the land only on a 8,000sqft lot... This lot being 5 times that size... Lol...well...uhm....ur poor!...

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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:23 am
by LawL
Land is worthless where you live. Lmao

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:29 am
by Captain
plained wrote:does it make a soothing sounds when the winds blow?
does it smell nice?
Are you talking about the tree or Geoff's wife?
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:32 am
by Ryoki
scared? wrote:Of course that $250k would be for the land only on a 8,000sqft lot... This lot being 5 times that size... Lol...well...uhm....ur poor!...

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So land is pretty much worthless where you live, what a surprise - wouldn't have thought that seeing those pictures of a dried up desolate landscape

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:48 am
by scared?
We don't live in the city dumbo... Grow up poorons...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:18 pm
by LawL
That's right, you're too poor and have to live in plebville.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:23 pm
by scared?
Nah... Cities suck... Only morons live in them...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:35 pm
by plained
i'm not a big city person just out of town is fine for me
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:41 pm
by LawL
scared? wrote:Nah... Cities suck... Only morons live in them...
Only poor people live where the land is dirt cheap, because they have no other option.