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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 4:44 pm
by scared?
syp0s wrote:Your neck looks like a granny's snatch

Lol I have upset the midget into a one hit wonder of moronics... All too easy...

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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 5:48 pm
by xer0s
Honestly, I think your neck looks that way cause of all the sun you're getting. It's looking a lot like the skin of a 60 year old woman that has laid in a tanning bed her whole life. Leathery and rough. Use sunscreen, Geoff. Skin cancer is no joke...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 6:26 pm
by syp0s
Geoff's neck looks like a thrift shop handbag

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 7:06 pm
by scared?
syp0s wrote:Geoff's neck looks like a thrift shop handbag


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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 8:51 pm
by vileliquid1026
Honestly, that bamboo isn't working black or otherwise. Set up looks nice though

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:48 am
by LawL
scared? wrote:Black look good or something else?...

That looks like shit. Lol poor ppl with above ground pools and tacky rotten fences.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 1:18 pm
by xer0s
Just take the fence down. What privacy could you really need or have at this point? You practically live on top of your neighbors...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 2:11 pm
by syp0s
The fence is to stop gawpers. Geoff's sick of being mistaken for Misao Okawa, the world's oldest man.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 2:14 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Why not replace the bamboo with some nice screening? Too poor?

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:13 pm
by scared?
Are those supposed to be examples of nice screenings?... Lol grow up minority...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:14 pm
by MKJ
syp0s wrote:The fence is to stop gawpers. Geoff's sick of being mistaken for Misao Okawa, the world's oldest man.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:40 pm
by xer0s
Geoff, rip that bamboo down and buy some more wood that you used on your deck as your privacy wall. Stagger the boards to give it some character. It'll look good...
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 11:02 pm
by plained
screen and such should only be a stopgap ey
some wichita junipers on the outside of the fence would be ideal
buy more of them than you need and make like a staging area for extras that you can digup and move where you want later when theyre big
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 12:39 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
scared? wrote:Are those supposed to be examples of nice screenings?... Lol grow up minority...
Yes. Compare them to this...
Even when it was brand new that bamboo looked like shit. Hire a minority so you can have some taste dumbo.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 12:52 am
by LawL
Anyone know why Geoff is using 10 different styles of wood? Being poor isn't an excuse for a lack of taste.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 5:04 pm
by seremtan
and those cushions! and that rug!
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 5:24 pm
by xer0s
LawL wrote:Anyone know why Geoff is using 10 different styles of wood? Being poor isn't an excuse for a lack of taste.
That's what I've been trying to tell him. The deck is one wood, the steps are another, the privacy fence another, and then whatever the hell that other thing is. Hideous!
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 5:28 pm
by xer0s
Not to mention, two different color rugs, none of which match the pillows. Then he has the furniture and other large container made out of what looks like black wicker. WTF? Where's the class, Geoff?
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 6:53 pm
by syp0s
Everything's different because it's been bought off the shelf as and when they've decided they need it. In other words, they initially did this on an extremely tight budget, and couldn't afford to hire a proper designer, and they don't have the talent to do it themselves.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 6:54 pm
by syp0s
If you can judge society by its prisons, then you can judge peasants by their pools.
Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:58 pm
by scared?
syp0s wrote:If you can judge society by its prisons, then you can judge peasants by their pools.

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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:10 am
by LawL
syp0s wrote:Everything's different because it's been bought off the shelf as and when they've decided they need it. In other words, they initially did this on an extremely tight budget, and couldn't afford to hire a proper designer, and they don't have the talent to do it themselves.
100% accurate.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:30 am
by scared?
LawL wrote:100% accurate.

To a moron...

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Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:30 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
you can take the trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash.

Re: Time for a new project...a pool...
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:33 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF

eviscerated
