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How much did you puke after your first drinking night?

I would have been that 'gay neighbor that called the cops' - fucking stupid punks keeping me awake.
Like the fucking douchebags renting the house across the street. But I just call their landlord at 3am. They've got 1 more warning and then he's evicting their shit and maybe even them along with it.
They don't like me now and actually one of them looks a lot like Mazda except with longer hair. And maybe a bit smaller. He stares me down when he's out smoking in his yard if I'm outside too.

Kick his fucking teeth down his throat.

I almost did once. The fucking kid passed me while driving down a residential road with cars parked on both sides of the street, almost running me into a parked truck. I flipped into instant road rage mode but he took off at about 60 down the neighborhood roads. The wife has been begging me not to talk with him about the incident because she doesn't want 'awkwardness' if she is outside when they are and I am not home.

It really ought to be legal to shoot pricks like that. Bad neighbors can make your life a living hell.

No kidding...we had some punks there before, then they moved, and everyone in the neighborhood was hoping a normal family would move in. Instead, a guy bought the house and turned it into a rental...at an amazingly low price. Four 20somethings moved in, all of whom look like meth addicts (I wouldn't be surprised if they are cooking the shit up in the garage). If it were legal, I'd invite you over and sit on the roof with me picking them off one at a time during their next party.
I need to take a picture of the kid next time he is giving me the staredown so you can see what I'm dealing with here.

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dzjepp wrote:How much did you puke after your first drinking night?

I never puke.

Captain Mazda wrote:

dzjepp wrote:How much did you puke after your first drinking night?

I never puke.

Then you haven't really drank enough to really get shitty, because puking is the body's natural response once you get a disgustingly large amount of alcohol in your system...Even when my tolerance was at its peak and I could imbibe ridiculous amounts of liquor, I'd still drink myself to puking once in awhile. Sooo glad I quit drinking entirely.

It wasn't my first night either. I can pretty much go through 15 beers in a matter of hours and not puke :/
I just piss...a lot.

Root beers don't count, fag0t.

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