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Captain Mazda wrote:...fucking drunk and w/e tonight, about 6 and just us 5 or guys 6 and we're just chilling ant watching UFC waiting for the bitches to show up and the Leafs game. So I have about 3 canadiasn, funnel another, and 2 6.0 cold shots with 3 shots of fireball whiskey. Crazy shit and leafs game ends and everyone starts showin up :icon14:

lots of bitches, introducin and getting a little action and im pretty much drunk. i can keep it in cuz I piss quite a lot. Beer just goes through me and throughout the party we hear that the gay neighbours called the cops, about 60 people in the house, most of em hiding in the basement with their smokes and beer tryin to ride out the cops. so Im in the pisser and as im about to get out, I hear police radio and I go to the living room and there's two cops walking in the living room. As they turn their backs, my buddy Phil and I jet down the stairs to the living room and the cops follow. They talk shit to some guys who were piss drunk and the chick cop was tapping her notebook, trying to seem intimidating. So finally the black cop guy just says Get out youre all giving me a headache"

So we all go outside and as everyones piling to the cars, Phil and I go back to the house as our buddy was the host. I guess the cops stayed to chat with him but we stayed in the living room watching the Oilers game. Cops came back upstairs and told us to get out and I got dropped off by another buddy. Im pretty drunk right now but the word is that most of the bitches are goin back as soon as the cops clear out. So heres to freedom :icon14:

What afucking night.
What a faggot... :olo:
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brb copz n shit
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Im pretty drunk right now but the word is that most of the bitches are goin back as soon as the cops clear out.
LMFAO
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sup
:drool:
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

:olo:

Classy bitches always wait for the cops to clear out.
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Post by ek »

True story?
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best sig ever :olo:
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Post by ek »

:drool: I know :drool:
:drool:
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ek wrote::drool: I know :drool:
:olo:
:drool:
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olo, my very own fan club. Also girls who show up to house parties to get drunk and suck cock are filthy sluts.
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Fuck, my fan club is full of Aussie potato handlers.
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Post by ek »

brb hiding in da basement
:drool:
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ek wrote:brb hiding in da basement
olo
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Captain Mazda wrote:olo, my very own fan club. Also girls who show up to house parties to get drunk and suck cock are filthy sluts.
So, it obviously wasn't your cock that got sucked, else you'd be engaged right now. :olo:
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ek wrote:brb hiding in da basement
rofl... :olo:
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hi randy :olo:
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Hi fat wrinkled up ugly old wart faced monobrowed convict pedo wop faggot. :olo:
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Spazda strikes me as just the type of virgin to talk mad smack about how he'd beat the cops down if they tried anything...long after they've gone and he's changed his Underoos.
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LawL wrote:Hi fat wrinkled up ugly old wart faced monobrowed convict pedo wop faggot. :olo:
hi bitter old gay queen child-touching roo-poking monofag :olo:
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Nightshade wrote:Spazda strikes me as just the type of virgin to talk mad smack about how he'd beat the cops down if they tried anything...long after they've gone and he's changed his Underoos.
lol, they had every right to stop a party that was bothering every neighbour for two blocks, you dumb redneck.

And olo @ more assumptions. It's all you got :tear:
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Well...you have eyeliner as well.

So you're TWO up on him!
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And you're 200lbs up on me :olo:
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You weigh 20 lbs?

Yeah...that's about right for a guy with pirate pictures on the wall.
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Captain Mazda wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Spazda strikes me as just the type of virgin to talk mad smack about how he'd beat the cops down if they tried anything...long after they've gone and he's changed his Underoos.
lol, they had every right to stop a party that was bothering every neighbour for two blocks, you dumb redneck.

And olo @ more assumptions. It's all you got :tear:
You goddamn retard, I didn't say anything about why the cops showed up. :olo: How can you be this stupid and still operate a computer?
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lmao@underoos
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