What's worse then a raped baby?

[Don Carlos]

ding ding!!

[MKJ]

ffffuuuuu-----

[phantasmagoria]

how lovely

[EtUL]

thread saved

[phantasmagoria]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

[seremtan]

YOU WILL BE DEFEATED

[phantasmagoria]

why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

[seremtan]

CALLING IN AN AIRSTRIKE

[phantasmagoria]

A man goes into a bar. He has a dog with him. The dog is wearing an eye patch. The man says to the bartender, “Ask me about my dog.” Unfortunately, the bartender does not hear him because he went deaf in one ear as a child. He serves a woman at the other end of the bar. When he comes around to the man with the dog again, the man orders an imported beer. He forgets what he was going to say about the dog.

[seremtan]

OP GOES INTO A THREAD. I FORGET THE REST OF THE JOKE BUT THE OP IS A FAGGOT

[Tsakali]

can't really tell who's wining. does that make me gay?

[seremtan]

i'm delivering booty. phags is delivering fail

no contest

[GONNAFISTYA]

i'm delivering booty. phags is delivering fail

no contest

[Peenyuh]

can't really tell who's wining. does that make Peenyuh gay?

yes

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

peenyadda's posts are worse than a raped babby

[Peenyuh]

Only when edited. Sometimes, they're down-right mediocre.

[phantasmagoria]

i'm delivering booty. phags is delivering fail

no contest

everyone wins.