What's worse then a raped baby?
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
A man walks into a bar
his alchohol problem is destroying his family.
his alchohol problem is destroying his family.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
The holocaust.
The holocaust.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
Why did Timmy fall off the swing?
Because one of the chains snapped as it was poorly maintained
Because one of the chains snapped as it was poorly maintained
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"where's my tractor?"
"where's my tractor?"
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
So a black guy, a rabbi, and a priest were in a plane.
The plane landed in John F. Kennedy Airport and they went their respective ways
The plane landed in John F. Kennedy Airport and they went their respective ways
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
So I was in the kitchen making myself a sandwhich when I heard a loud noise. My dad who is an alcoholic fell down the stairs, then yelled "AWWW BALLS!", to which i laughed and replied "Have a nice trip?" and then he beat me within a inch of my life.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
What's the difference between WalMart and Auschwitz?
WalMart is an establishment created in the late 1990s that sells a variety of goods varying from deli meats to clothing, while Auschwitz was a concentration camp which caused the murder of millions of Jews and other races deemed unacceptable by Hitler in the 1940s.
WalMart is an establishment created in the late 1990s that sells a variety of goods varying from deli meats to clothing, while Auschwitz was a concentration camp which caused the murder of millions of Jews and other races deemed unacceptable by Hitler in the 1940s.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
What do you get when you mix hot chocolate and piss?
Hot chocolaty piss.
Hot chocolaty piss.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Get a ladder, climb up, and escort him down.
Get a ladder, climb up, and escort him down.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
What do you call a doctor graduating last in his class?
Doctor
Doctor
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
It was just a matter of time before he goes batshit crazy.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
the worst part is this
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
phantasmagoria wrote:What do you call a doctor graduating last in his class?
Doctor
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
What's big, red, and eats bricks?
.......big red brick eater
*runs*
.......big red brick eater
*runs*
Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
ffsMemphis wrote:Man walks into a bar
Barman: why the long face?
Man: my uncle just fucked me
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
How do you call a black man flying a plane....?
A pilot, you racist.
A pilot, you racist.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
keep going, i'm writing these down for my act
Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
phantasmagoria wrote:So I was in the kitchen making myself a sandwhich when I heard a loud noise. My dad who is an alcoholic fell down the stairs, then yelled "AWWW BALLS!", to which i laughed and replied "Have a nice trip?" and then he beat me within a inch of my life.
Can't help, but that one had me laughing for some time.
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Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
it's me
i'm the dog
posting in ur thread
Re: What's worse then a raped baby?
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