Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:04 am
if you were falling in an elevator at a speed great enough to break your legs, would'nt you be pasted onto the ceiling?
ooo thats the best shaped fruit :lol: :PDooMer wrote:I AM A BANANA
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:30 pm
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:51 pm
too many cartoons -->shadd_. wrote:if you were falling in an elevator at a speed great enough to break your legs, would'nt you be pasted onto the ceiling?
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:23 pm
That will not do shit unless you can jump faster than the speed you are falling.dzjepp wrote:Well, I've heard that if you where falling in an elevator and the moment you where about to crash if you jumped up you wouldn't brake your legs and shit... but fuck me where did I hear this?
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:36 pm
No. You have the same velocity as the elevator surrounding you (assuming it's in free fall, not actually accelerating).shadd_. wrote:if you were falling in an elevator at a speed great enough to break your legs, would'nt you be pasted onto the ceiling?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:28 pm
lol
I forgot all about this "random thought".
I forgot all about this "random thought".
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:32 pm
Schnabelkäse
Re: Stoned thought of the day...
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:32 pm
Thank you for saying exactly what I wanted to say.GONNAFISTYA wrote:Immediately changing direction within 5 feet of the ground would actually add more to the forces that would kill you on impact anyway.dzjepp wrote: Now that all of a sudden you are being thrusted in a different direction, or would the down force be to great to affect any upward motion on the body?
Kthx.
You'd still go splat....but this time you'd be compressed enough to do what every man wants and suck your own cock right down to the balls.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:46 pm
Suck your own cock right down to the balls?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:01 pm
Here's my stoned thought for the day: Can you really do that by having a rib removed?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:04 pm
I saw a picture on the Internet of someone doing that once.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:18 pm
Which you promptly saved
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:06 am
Man, strange but it look like the type of thread I would have done myself.
I already tried the elevator one and jump once in a subway while it was traveling full speed…No I didn’t splattered to the fronting door.
I already tried the elevator one and jump once in a subway while it was traveling full speed…No I didn’t splattered to the fronting door.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:24 am
lolpete wrote:Man, strange but it look like the type of thread I would have done myself.
I already tried the elevator one and jump once in a subway while it was traveling full speed…No I didn’t splattered to the fronting door.
Those elevators sometimes have cameras.
That means that - somewhere out there in the toilet that is your life - there's a person with video tape of you jumping up and down in the elevator like an idiot.