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LawL wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:...fucking drunk and w/e tonight, about 6 and just us 5 or guys 6 and we're just chilling ant watching UFC waiting for the bitches to show up and the Leafs game. So I have about 3 canadiasn, funnel another, and 2 6.0 cold shots with 3 shots of fireball whiskey. Crazy shit and leafs game ends and everyone starts showin up :icon14:

lots of bitches, introducin and getting a little action and im pretty much drunk. i can keep it in cuz I piss quite a lot. Beer just goes through me and throughout the party we hear that the gay neighbours called the cops, about 60 people in the house, most of em hiding in the basement with their smokes and beer tryin to ride out the cops. so Im in the pisser and as im about to get out, I hear police radio and I go to the living room and there's two cops walking in the living room. As they turn their backs, my buddy Phil and I jet down the stairs to the living room and the cops follow. They talk shit to some guys who were piss drunk and the chick cop was tapping her notebook, trying to seem intimidating. So finally the black cop guy just says Get out youre all giving me a headache"

So we all go outside and as everyones piling to the cars, Phil and I go back to the house as our buddy was the host. I guess the cops stayed to chat with him but we stayed in the living room watching the Oilers game. Cops came back upstairs and told us to get out and I got dropped off by another buddy. Im pretty drunk right now but the word is that most of the bitches are goin back as soon as the cops clear out. So heres to freedom :icon14:

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