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Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:15 am
by SoM
Captain Mazda wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:Sargent dipshit is pulling up the rear. :up:
Don't be so hard on yourself, hick :up:
HA, i just saw the thread title and came in here to say

FUCKING HICK

edit; bald

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:02 am
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:I'm going out to have a few brews. So to be sure you don't get lonely, I'll post this.

Image

It's my bald, idiot, redneck pic.

HF with it...
Anti-fashion. :olo:

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:19 am
by mancubus
Someone please tell me that is a fucking wig!!!! :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo:

What a fucking asshole.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:40 am
by LawL
It certainly looks like a bonnet to me. :olo:

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:28 am
by Tsakali_
truth be told you look like a redneck in that picture

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:41 am
by xer0s
Nightshade wrote:
xer0s wrote: I hate pit bulls. They're ugly, dumb, and can be vicious. That's more of a white trash dog than a redneck dog anyways.
Further proof that you're a complete mong. Tell me, Iceman321, what was the breed of the most highly titled dog to date? That's right, a pitbull. Bandog Dread was his name.
http://www.workingpitbull.com/New%20Sit ... /dread.htm
The problems arise when they're owned by morons, such as yourself. Keep believing what the TV tells you, though. Dummy.
Lol, I hit a nerve by speaking bad about a dog. It's just my opinion. Nothing more. I think they're ugly. They are nowhere near the most intelligent breed. And they can be vicious if the owner is a moron, yes. And of course there are expections, just like everything. This Dread dog I'm sure is fabulous. My god, you defend pit bulls like they're your own flesh and blood. I mean, come on...

And you need to capitalize the m on IceMan321. Get it right ffs...

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:22 am
by Dark Metal
I like the whiteness of the shoes.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:32 am
by Scourge
I'll agree on one thing, I haven't heard of many killer Irish Setters or Labs. Wonder why that is?

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:39 am
by Nightshade
xer0s wrote: Lol, I hit a nerve by speaking bad about a dog. It's just my opinion. Nothing more. I think they're ugly. They are nowhere near the most intelligent breed. And they can be vicious if the owner is a moron, yes. And of course there are expections, just like everything. This Dread dog I'm sure is fabulous. My god, you defend pit bulls like they're your own flesh and blood. I mean, come on...

And you need to capitalize the m on IceMan321. Get it right ffs...
Hit a nerve...right. You really are an idiot.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:39 am
by Captain
Scourge wrote:I'll agree on one thing, I haven't heard of many killer Irish Setters or Labs. Wonder why that is?
Because they're gentle by nature :smirk:

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:41 am
by Nightshade
The Irish Setter that bit me when I was 4 didn't seem too gentle. Highly strung dogs, tend towards the skittish side...

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:42 am
by Scourge
Highly unusual for a setter. And I bet you still have all your parts, eh?

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:57 am
by YourGrandpa
Drizzzunk, and owned this thread. :olo:

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:00 am
by YourGrandpa
mancubus wrote:Someone please tell me that is a fucking wig!!!! :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo:

What a fucking asshole.
I love owning the pathetic.

It's priceless.

Good times. :up:

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:02 am
by Peenyuh
1:00 am on the east coast. I gotta say, if he's a redneck, he's an hour early...

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:04 am
by mrd
This is a pretty good thread.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:05 am
by YourGrandpa
I've got resposibilities. I can't party like I use to.

Redneck ++

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:10 am
by Scourge
Fuckin redneck.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:16 am
by Scourge
YourGrandpa wrote:Drizzzunk, and owned this thread. :olo:
You didn't own shit. Settle down you possum fucking ass burgler. Jeezus, no wonder they call you a redneck. You think you've won the fight before it even starts. Fuckin dillweed.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:26 am
by zeeko
Image

MUTHAFUCKAYEAH

this thread is retarded

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:34 am
by zeeko
grandpa- just get some sort of plain colored not too wide, v-neck t shirt... scrap that horizontal stripe, and find something that accentuates your height rather than width, and get some straight cut

holy shit

we should have a q3w for the nerd guy thread or something. yourgrandpa should post a nice straight on picture and let us photochop away at it.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:57 am
by Nightshade
Scourge wrote:Highly unusual for a setter. And I bet you still have all your parts, eh?
She was pregnant and dozing when I walked up to pet her.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:10 am
by Scourge
Yeah, I'm sure that equals to the time I was forced to walk 5 milesout of my way daily because of a couple of pit bulls that were free roaming and confronted me every time I tried to walk down a public road in the early 80's. Yeah those dogs were really abused and trained to kill. Free roaming and all. Yeah just stereotypicall.

edit: Btw, the owner swore up and down that the dogs were gentle as could be with "his family". Yeah, no shit. The dog will be gentle with whoever it's comfortable with and completely hostile with strangers in some cases.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:14 am
by Chupacabra
YourGrandpa wrote:Just a curious question.

Since the term redneck originated in the southern United States and is used to describe someone of southern descent. I think that I'm well versed on the true definition, since I've lived in the southern US most of my life.

The label of redneck is of couse based on multiple stereotypes and is not considered a racist term. Even though it is typically used to describe a white person. (But that's ok, white people can't be the subject of racisim). To my best recollection a "Redneck" will have many, if not all of the following attributes.

They hunt, camp, fish, go four wheeling, trail riding, mudding and line dancing. They like country music, pit bulls, big belt buckles, big 4 wheel drive trucks with gun racks and bass boats. They wear tight Wrangler jeans, belts with their names on them and cowboy boots. They live outside the city limits, usually in trailers and can't hold down a job. They don't have much of an education, make much money and drink there incomes away. They don't like people of other races or people who speak out against america. They adorn their abodes with Rebel flags, pictures of dogs shooting pool and the infamous velvet Elvis. This list could go on, but I think you get the point.

Me?

I've never been hunting. I don't go camping, four wheeling, trail riding, mudding or line dancing, but I have participated on the rare occasion. I'm not a fan of country music, though I'll listen to some. I've never owened a pit bull, big belt buckle, big 4x4 truck, gun rack or cowboy boots. I live inside the city limits, in a house and have a good job. I've got a college education and make good money. Howerver, I can thow back a Budweiser with the best of them. I don't hate any race and believe in free speach, no matter what the subject. And I've never owned a Rebel flag or any of the other silly pictures.

My question has been posed...

Disclaimer:
Please base your opinions on the above statements and not some BS that you think is right.
Thank you.
why are you trying to pose your question based on a definition that you pick? the whole redneck thing is a stereotype and is pretty subjective.

i dont want to get too into this discussion...just pointing that out.

Re: What makes me a redneck?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:16 am
by R00k
YourGrandpa wrote:
R00k wrote:You're not a redneck gramps, you're just an idiot.

But as long as the term redneck obviously bothers you, you'll continue to be called a redneck. lol
The redneck stuff never bothers me. In fact, it's quite humorous. If calling me a redneck makes only one of these pepole on the interweb happy, please do so. I was simply interested, last night, with a buzz, as to what other people considered a redneck.

The "idiot" approach is somethig that bares question as well.... Please elaborate.
Bares question?