I have been taking epic dumps lately

[Dark Metal]

You can always tell when Dark Metal gets mad cause he posts more than 3 words (which is average for him).

It's ok though. We can look past that and still see your hardened shadow. You're the hardcopy of this message board. A bad mother fucker, if you will...

Wow, how you keep making dumber and dumber statements is impressive.

[xer0s]

That's it? I would have expected more from a forum nobleman such as yourself. I know you can do better. You're the best...

[seremtan]

"forum nobleman"

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[Dark Metal]

I'm the best.

[jonnygotguns]

oh sorry guys i forgot to take my dick out of Hard Metal's ass that day

[Underpants?]

Stress, real stress--not that fake "I think I might be gay and/or into furries" (Mazda) stress, but REAL razorblades in the stomach, can't breathe past the eggplant in my esophagus, 80 lbs of elephant nuts on my chest stress--is wondering whether or not one's asshole will break at this day's porcelain ring of torture session.

[Peenyuh]

Brilliant!