Missile Defense: Canada says no to Bush

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:17 pm

Canada's government has just said no to joining the useless American missile defense program.
It's been interesting to watch U.S. officials try to bully us into it. Bush himself on his visit here told us that he couldn't fathom why we wouldn't join. He expressed incredulity that the Canadian public wouldn't just accept the program based on the word of their political leaders. The U.S. Ambassador to Canada Paul Cellucci (who is a total scumbag I might add) has repetedly tried to goad us into it.

But the thing is, it'll never work anyway. The missile defense system can't hit shit and it's going nowhere fast. I'm glad Martin had the guts to stand up to Bush on what would be a total waste of our tax dollars.

To be clear though, we will be helping on missile defense with detection as part of our NORAD committment.

Celluccie says they may not shoot down missiles aimed at Canada. :lol: North Korea is going to launch icbms at Vancouver? Sorry Bush and Co. we don't scare that easily. Fucking wankers.

Post by **inphlict** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:18 pm

Crushed by Canada :icon19:

Post by **Tormentius** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:29 pm

Maybe theres hope for Martin yet. Good decision.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:42 pm

Haha, Prime Minister Martin and foreign affairs minister Pierre Pettigrew both just gave press briefings on this.

Martin made clear that what we wouldn't agree to do, was help with the missile defense development (read $ for American corps) or help with the operational phase(bases on our soil ironically making us a target). Reporters were trying to get him to say that the missile defense system was a boondoggle but he was diplomatic and didn't shit on Bush like he should have.

Pettigrew practically burst out laughing when he said the Americans respected our decision.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:57 pm

I can't wait for when the US will be a third world country again.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:02 pm

gg Martin. We have no enemies, cry me a fucking river Celucci.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:03 pm

Nice one.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:22 pm

yea thats right, we own.

Post by **shadd_.** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:25 pm

little does bush know we have a massive tunnel network already built under the usa. soon we will destroy every mcdonalds, burgerking and tacobell on american soil.

they will cry for mercy as their flabby skin hangs from their bones.

Post by **lars63** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:33 pm

Good for Martin and he should have s**t on Bush and his silly missle defense program, waste of money

Post by **Transient** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:43 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Celluccie says they may not shoot down missiles aimed at Canada. :lol:

:lol:

Post by **Maiden** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:58 pm

shadd_. wrote:little does bush know we have a massive tunnel network already built under the usa. soon we will destroy every mcdonalds, burgerking and tacobell on american soil.

they will cry for mercy as their flabby skin hangs from their bones.

yeah, we will run like hell from you guys wielding hockey sticks or whatever

Post by **shadd_.** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:16 pm

Maiden wrote:
shadd_. wrote:little does bush know we have a massive tunnel network already built under the usa. soon we will destroy every mcdonalds, burgerking and tacobell on american soil.

they will cry for mercy as their flabby skin hangs from their bones.
yeah, we will run like hell from you guys wielding hockey sticks or whatever

yes, they are illegally curved and dipped in poisonus beer.

Post by **VoxProminence** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:52 pm

ahh, i love living in Canada. best country in the world.

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:54 pm

I hate America, it should be vanquished by Cuba. I call first dibs on New York City and shotgun on L.A.

Post by **farad** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:06 pm

...canadians....pfffft...you're just mad cause we cancelled the hockey season...

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:13 pm

Americans.....pfffft....you're just mad cause we don't mind pot and allow fags to marry.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:26 pm

Our filthy liberal government in Canada has yet another balanced budget. In fact it is anticipated that our surplus may grow dramatically over the next few years. We're even budgeted to have tax cuts.

Of course I have my complaints, but we're in okay shape as a country.

Post by **Scarface** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:29 pm

The new budget kicks ass, read about it in the paper today, thumbs up to the liberals

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:35 pm

I'm surprised to hear that from an Albertan, but yes I'm pleased as well. I would've preferred that post-secondary thing that the NDP was talking about in the budget though.

Post by **zeeko** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:29 am

yeah but your navy still travels in canoes, some MIGHT have sail upgrades...

Post by **zeeko** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:30 am

Post by **zeeko** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:30 am

liberal fags...

Post by **FlamingTP** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:35 am

eat me

Post by **Scarface** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:54 am

Massive Quasars wrote:I'm surprised to hear that from an Albertan, but yes I'm pleased as well. I would've preferred that post-secondary thing that the NDP was talking about in the budget though.

How's that suprizing? I might not be a fan of the liberals, but damn, over the past couple years, they've really pulled shit together :icon14:

Edit: Plus as it seems right now, the budget only gets better over next 5 years

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